Arborize Puns

Yew wood

It's the highest koala tee.

"So I can get into arbor-tration."

I had come home one day with a tree branch that I wanted to propagate.

Dad: where did you get that?

Me: side of the street

Dad: was the tree on someone's property?

Me: maybe

Dad: did you just commit grand theft arboreal?

It really should be a tree-day affair.

Treeson

The (b)arbor shop.

It's cocoa-koala light.

He said he wood.

"port is left and starboard is right... get it?? huh? huh??"

"Sadly dad,, I do.."

discussion was by text.

At the arbor!

She was arrested by The Special Branch.

Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted "Wait! I'm a magical tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogue".

The arbor.

He was charged with arboring criminals

I probably failed my arboreal safety exam.

Come home, see my dad planting trees in the backyard... I ask, "How do you know where to plant the trees?" Dad says, "It's arbortrary".

Arbor Day

My family is on the mailing list for the National Arbor Day Foundation, so we get begging letters from time to time.

In the most recent one, there was an additional flier that had the phrase "Hurry! You don't want to leave behind all the great benefits of being a member of the Arbor Day Society!"

I was immediately disappointed that they didn't say "You don't want to LEAF behind..." I then got SUPER excited to tell this joke to my wife who was in the other room, so I run in to tell her the joke, but by that point, I was so jazzed about the leaf pun, I completely forgot the rest of the phrase, so all I could babble out was (and this is literally what I said) "Something something LEAF! Something something something," all the while giggling like a madman. I have not heard the end of it.