Anxiety Disorders Puns

A list of puns related to "Anxiety Disorders"

What do you call a computer with generalized anxiety disorder?

E-GAD!

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👤︎ u/CapObIivious
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a Mexican guy with an anxiety disorder?

Hispanic.

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👤︎ u/Winter-Coffin
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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I have social anxiety disorder that’s why I’m always SAD
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👤︎ u/halagabir
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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My pee-riod

F(21). I have an overactive bladder due to anxiety disorder. Once every month for a few days, my bladder starts acting up and I'm peeing like 20+ times a day. Decided to call it my pee-riod from now on. Feels like it, hurts like it.

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👤︎ u/msshivani
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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A friend from Los Angeles is visiting...

But I really don't want to talk to them. I'm worried I might have SoCal anxiety disorder.

...And admittedly, I was hesitant to share that pun. I'm worried it LAX something important, or that it's just going to get Los in translation.

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👤︎ u/JoePeppy
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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