Based on the title I guess you can say this DD is for all the perverted apes out here

I thought about not writing anymore DD's, but due to the presence of u/joeskunk's massive big dongus brain I decided it would be a nice challenge to race him to multibagger call count 10 in the r/SqueezePlays subreddit. So with that being said, I decided to whip out a quick DD before this thing possibly heads to the moon.

Usually it takes me 10+ hours to write a proper DD since I usually go more in depth + analysis, but since this is just a quick DD, I'll be writing this in about 2 hours with the help of some friends. As a result, there may be some holes in my thesis, so tread carefully.

Anyways, with that being said, and without further ado, I present to you, the boob stock $CNTX. The market loves boobs. In the words of u/RefridgeratorOwn69, who already wrote a DD on CNTX just yesterday (link)

>Your mom, girlfriend, hot female cousin, wife, and wife's boyfriend's other girlfriend will all be proud of you for investing in such a worthy cause.

Alright before I jump into the actual DD, I will be inputting DD's that I have read from other reddit users. You are free to look at their DD's below, they will all be credited for their work as we write this, and my input will be within it aswell.

• by u/Magnus_Chimpski - 🔬 Going (unnecessarily) deeper into Context Therapeutics Inc ($CNTX) (link)
• by u/North_Ad_4609 - CNTX IN PERSPECTIVE... CRAZY GAINS AHEAD (link)
• by u/RefrigeratorOwn69 - $CNTX. Big boob cancer cure, big buys by the CEO, big news coming soon. The only thing that's micro is the float. (link)

Disclaimer

*Our reports are not "buy" or "sell" signals, and are not intended to be a form of "market manipulat

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

I just finished 4 rounds of AC and 12 rounds of Taxol last week. Of course treatment is far from completed now as I still have 11 rounds of Herceptin/ Perjeta and a surgery to come, followed by antihormonal therapy for 5 to 10 years.

Somehow all of my family and friends (who know about my diagnosis) now expect me to immediately feel relieved and happy and to celebrate the end of chemo. But I really cannot feel a lot of relief, I am anxious of the surgery that is waiting for me (I have an MRI and surgery-planning scheduled for next week). I have no idea about how things are going to develop, I am still completely wiped out from all these months of chemo. And somehow now I also feel guilty for not celebrating the end of my chemo treatment. It puts additional pressure on me and also makes me feel depressed.

Did you feel the same after finishing chemo maybe? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks a lot and sorry for any grammatical errors, English is not my first language.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

Date: 2021-12-01 00:00:45, Author: u/caddude42069, (Karma: 18211, Created:Jun-2021)

SubReddit: r/squeezeplays, DD Click Here

PICTURES DETECTED: this DD post is better viewed in it's original post

Some Tickers mentioned in this post:

PRG 45.12 |CNTX 6.88 |AG 11.92 |EBC 20.13 |GLSI 31.77 |III 8.23 |IMMP 3.43 |

Based on the title I guess you can say this DD is for all the perverted apes out here

I thought about not writing anymore DD's, but due to the presence of u/joeskunk's massive big dongus brain I decided it would be a nice challenge to race him to multibagger call count 10 in the r/SqueezePlays subreddit. So with that being said, I decided to whip out a quick DD before this thing possibly heads to the moon.

Usually it takes me 10+ hours to write a proper DD since I usually go more in depth + analysis, but since this is just a quick DD, I'll be writing this in about 2 hours with the help of some friends. As a result, there may be some holes in my thesis, so tread carefully.

Anyways, with that being said, and without further ado, I present to you, the boob stock $CNTX. The market loves boobs. In the words of u/RefridgeratorOwn69, who already wrote a DD on CNTX just yesterday (link)

>Your mom, girlfriend, hot female cousin, wife, and wife's boyfriend's other girlfriend will all be proud of you for investing in such a worthy cause.

Alright before I jump into the actual DD, I will be inputting DD's that I have read from other reddit users. You are free to look at their DD's below, they will all be credited for their work as we write this, an