This is (a) mount Ann
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomlordpt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I know this obnoxious girl named Ann

She’s a really big Ann-oyance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahtenot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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The Legend of Gnome Ann
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
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I went into Ann Summers and asked the girl if the underwear was satin.

She said "no, they're new."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Dr. Ann Kerr

Watching 'Operation Ouch' on Cbbc tonight with wife and kids. Someone called Dr. Ann Kerr appears on the show at some point. I couldn't help it, I said "I know her, she used to work in the Port of Dover". Kids didn't register. Murderous look from my wife. Have now put away all sharp objects just to be on the safe side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Where there’s a will
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Good morning Anne!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway

She just hathaway about her

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My friend Anne has the habit of hiring & firing people...

I hate to see someone Anne employed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My grandma told me Holocaust jokes aren’t funny.

Anne Frankly I agree.

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Some say there is no way for a woman to play Cat Woman correctly

but Anne Hathaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What do you call somebody who fidgets a lot?

Ann C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Anne has a problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/journeyman369
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2015
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The Beach Boys walk into a bar.

"Round?"

"Round".

"Get a round?"

"I'll get a round".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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If Anne hath a will...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansSven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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Henry the 8th liked his wives to be athletic, and that was her problem, she wouldn’t walk, she wouldn’t run

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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My PS4 got stolen

Someone console me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khayalipulao
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Anne has a problem.

Anne has a solution.

Anne has a will.

Anne Hathaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepobv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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Jew mad? It’ll holocaust you and arm and a leg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManGood2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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To be frank, I’d have to change my name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcessiveGravitas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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The person who proof-read Adolf Hitler’s speeches was a grammar nazi.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreddyRafn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What do you call a Michigander who loves trees?

Ann Arborist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeJonJames31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I think I found out who invented condiments,

Her name is May Anne Hayes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The Nazis raised a lot of red flags
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gekosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What did Hitler say when he lost the war?

I did Nazi that coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronin_777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Well...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Why is C afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all of the other letters are not-C’s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Care to create a pun for change?

I'm working on a silly project for my job, and I'm trying to come up with punny fake names for the name tags. I work at a community bank - anything finance and banking product or industry related is good, I am god awful at puns and so far I've only got these:

Ann U. Ities Dee Posit Owen A. Lott

Punmasters and fans, lend me your talents? :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outfoxthefox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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Proud of this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeybthehuman
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2015
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Dad joke at work. At my job I have to reduce the price of hot chickens..

My colleague asked me "will they be going cheap?", I said "no they'll be going bwaark!"

Still laughing at myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damnthewerehog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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The world champion in hide n' seek's name is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useless_IT_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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What was Carl Sagan's favorite band?

Ann Druyan Druyan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardTHofmann
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Who do celebrities go to when they can't solve a problem?

Anne Hathaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarryJertheim
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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What's Hitler's favorite dish?

Beans Anne Franks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arcee_Jace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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The wife's a redhead

Her friend asked her for some advise on a subject that could be very disastrous if not handled right.

She asked me what to do.

I responded with handle it like a redhead. Gingerly.

Even though we are several states away from each other, I heard her groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokpsy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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The second wife of King Henry VIII would never arrive in a room quickly....

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/16fghji
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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My crowning glory

Years ago, my Aunt Ann ate a couple of hot dogs at the county fair, and afterward experienced some... digestive difficulties. I declared it The Diarrhea of Ann's Franks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/President_Calhoun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Who is the most devilish christian of all time?

St. Anne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I'm not perfect, but...

I can confidently say that Gnome Ann will never be as good a father as I am.

http://xkcd.com/1704/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIsCALamity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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Anne had a problem. Anne found a solution. Anne had a will.

Anne Hathaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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To be frank

I’d have to change my name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conditackler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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