Nobody else finds this humerus.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
It's so nerve-wracking.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.
Graze Anatomy.
It's a significant body of work.
The appendix was removed.
You could say she has a bone to pick.
He sure showed me what I was made of.
Because they make up everything.
The dean said, "It takes guts to learn anatomy."
Because books have spines.
I was talking to my boys about what organs they have.
"And another interesting fact, when you're born you have four kidneys but when you become an adult you end up with only two."
My wife piped in from the kitchen, "Really? I didn't know that."
"Yeah. See, (pointing to my oldest sons flank) you start with one here and one here." Then pointing at his legs, "and one here and one here. But when you grow up, these last two become adult-knees!"
She tried to groan but her laugh got the best of her.
It's graze anatomy.
Was looking for a certain structure in an anatomy book with a lab mate and couldn't find it:
Me: "Let's try looking in the appendix"
Her: "I don't think this book has an appendix"
Me: "How can an anatomy book not have an appendix?"
I thought it was hysterical. She either didn't get it or disagreed.
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It’s called Graze Anatomy
...but I prefer to graze anatomy.
We were talking about "Grey's Anatomy"
Her: "It's like a soap opera, but it's a medical drama also."
Me: "So it's more like a hand-sanitizer opera?"
My wife called me an asshole , I called her an elbow. She laughed and said,"That's dumb!". I looked her in the eye and said, "I can get along without an elbow, a hell of a lot better than you can without, an asshole". She smiled - that's all a man needs, I love that woman.
The professor was discussing anatomy of the gastrointestinal tract, specifically the mouth/neck.
"The esophagus is about 10-11 inches long. If it were 12 we'd call it a foot."
Then he went off on a tangent about his friend in college who could stick a hot dog all the way down his throat. School is weird.
Background: she's learning about magnets and how they stick together. She is also learning about anatomy. Finally, she has a two month old baby brother... all of these things are relevant.
She was playing with the magnets and put one next to her brother and says "He doesn't have stick, but he does have test-STICK-les"
It was her first proper dad joke.
So I would imagine he would probably be pretty proud of me sharing his "jokes" on here. Even though they were a persistent annoyance for me growing up, I almost feel like sharing them with the Reddit world kind of takes away some of the specialness. I can't claim any of these are original, but outside of my father, I've never heard anyone else use them.
#1. Whenever he has to pay for anything ANYWHERE, he says, "my name is Crime". The usual reaction is a blank stare. Then he says, "Crime doesn't pay".
#2. Anytime we go out to a restaurant and the waiter comes to hand us our check he says, "No thanks we can't stay for the drawing, you can contact us by phone if we win anything".
#3. The mother of all his "dad jokes", this one elicits the most laughter. Anytime he tells someone how he met my mom he says, "In college I used to be her tutor. I tutored her in anatomy by braille".
He'll on occasion drop others, but those are the ones I grew up with and that he still continues to use to this day. The crime joke. Every. Single. Day. I'm surprised my mother hasn't murdered him after all these years...
Her: good thing there's no such thing"
Me: "There is"
Her: "do you actually know anatomy or are you just bullshitting me?"
Me: "I was trying to think of a joke correlating to that bone in the upper arm... Forgot what it's called, but I guess I'm not that humerus."
Me and my dad were driving in the car and we got onto the topic of the human anatomy and such.
Me: you know how people with an extra chromosome have Down's syndrome?
Dad: yeah...
Me: what happens to people with one less chromosome?
Dad: they get up syndrome
He said it was a normal part of my anatomy, and that there's a vas deferens between that and a tumor. Lucky me, right?
Graze anatomy.
Greys' Anatomy.
