An Apple A Day Puns

Keep everyone away.

You just gotta throw it hard enough

But I think it’s one of granny’s myths

Son at shops the next day: Mum, can we get that box of apples? Mum now pretty confused: why honey? Son: I kinda kicked my football through the doctors window

I tried okay

"... is seven apples a week."

A little boy had a crush on his teacher, but she was dating a doctor.
So the boy brought his teacher an apple everyday.

Yes, but only if you throw it really hard and aim well.

If a doctors kid eats an apple everyday, would he ever see his dad?

but dad jokes for 7 days makes one weak.

But if you want to find inner peace, you need a Daily Llama

Keeps everyone away

At least it does if you throw it hard enough

But only if you throw it hard enough

will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

But in my experience, so does an air rifle

If you throw it hard enough...

Can keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough

IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH!

Can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.