A list of puns related to "American Exceptionalism"
Then European.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
Mom: Luke, Ms. _____ says that you're doing very well in class except for one thing. She says that when you do work, you're rushin'. So just try your best to take your time.
Dad: Luke, when you go back to school tell your teacher that you're American, not Russian.
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