Amedee Puns

#NotaViolinist Need your help.

I picked up a Violin last week at a thrift store. Unlike usual ones I see there that have not strings, collapsed bridges and other damage this one looked good. Price was too good to not get it for my daughter who is in learning on a crappy rental...

Now that I have it home and my friend who was raised by a professional violinist said it has a good tone. I know he made it sing really well. Now that I have it home and I've gone over it, I'm curious if this is actually rare and desirable enough to not give it to a beginner.

The label inside reads as follows:

Amedee diedonne

No 99 Mirecourt Anno 22

The Rudolph Wurlitzer Co.

Cincinnati New York Chicago San Francisco

Jess Amedee autographed 2017 Bradenton Marauders team set card

Another short and simple 1 question one

No TO ( 1 Day auto approve though)

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Enjoy!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

Hello namenerds! I'm back doing some family genealogy and stumbled across a pocket of Acadian/Cajun Louisianans that I thought had some interesting names. Forgive me if some these are popular elsewhere but they are, in large, new to my ear (southern US)!

The list below consists of what I thought was interesting for one reason or another. All of the names listed were given to someone born between 1800-1915. Enjoy!

Girls

• Eveline

• Velda

• Pelagie

• Thilda

• Anastasie

• Alphonsine

• Hortense

• Eglena

• Louicide

• Eugenie

• Felina

• Leontine

• Alexina

• Roseline

• Aglae

• Augustine

• Lydie

• Armide

• Virginie

• Vella

• Euranie

• Eliska

• Armyde

• Honorine

• Victorine

• Zilda

• Luticia

• Ozile

• Udalie

• Ameline

• Arthemise

• Carmelita

• Onesile

• Azeline

• Melicere

• Calliste

• Theotiste

• Escholastique

• Odele

• Amyntha

• Melasie

• Eugenis

• Azelide

• Donatile

• Celina

• Odalie

• Zeopha

• Emerante

• Eudolie

• Azina

• Odilia

• Elida

• Armina

• Claudette

• Rozena

Boys

• Elphege

• Jules

• Cleophas

• Zenon

• Audressie

• Clovise

• Churpy

• Zepherin

• Marcellus

• Eusebe

• Juste

• Cyprien

• Ozeme

• Honore

• Evariste

• Leonce

• Ambroise

• Demas

• Pantaleon

• Theodule

• Valery

• Aymond

• Bienvenue

• Wilton

• Merville

• Norbert

• Felician

• Creford

• Pancrace

• Ovignac

• Hypolite

• Alton

• Alce

• Guillmar

• Angel

• Sosthenes

• Narcisse

• Survillo

• Evariste

• Amedee

• Agricole

• Paulin

• Martial

• Numa

• Fernest

• Junius

• Ulysse

• Alcide

• Noless

• Magnus

• Armance

• Desire

• Sylvain

• Emilien

• Cezaire

EDIT: to add that if any of these are common elsewhere, I would love to hear about it!

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.