Alternative Energy Puns

Jolted awake again at six in the morning. AGAIN. AAAGH. I was alternating between trying to get them charged with harassment or just explaining all the negatives to popping off a bunch of unwanted wordplay at 6am. I went outside and yelled at the masked man "hey man, why are you like this?" "I'm just wired different," he said. "Puns really put a spark in my life." This shocked me. I thought there was no way he could still have more puns. "You have been waking me up by yelling puns for days!" I yelled, grabbing his shirt collar. "The police are on the way and you're about to catch a harassment charge." "Are sure?" "I'm positive... HEY WAIT. He laughed. "Well I'm gonna have you arrested for battery." I let go of his collar. I was disgusted. How did I start popping off puns too? I was speechless. "Watt, cat got your tongue? Or just can't keep up with my energy?" "I hate you so much. Now you got me speaking in puns." "I think you just need to meditate, bro." He said, winking at me. It was about that time the police arrived, and the irritating pun man bolted away. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS." It filled me with such joy when I same them hit him with the taser. It really shocked me when they pulled his mask off, and he explained the whole situation. It turns out he was one of my favorite employees, a good ol boy named William. He said he was bugging me because he hadn't received last week's paycheck. I forgot to pay the Electric Bill.

I hear they’re big, metal fans.

It's really gassy and it's energy tanks. It might even get violent and get charged with battery, but that's only if it gets really sluggish and won't alternate what it needs to do.