A list of puns related to "Energyless"
Actually not a NewTuber yet but have been creeping here for a while because it's the final countdown to starting the journey.
Just a quick intro I'm actually pretty sociable, loud and outgoing (extrovert) but I tried out TikTok for the first time today and it was horrible! I thought I could see how it feels to film myself because I was never a social media junkie and never had many videos of myself etc.
I put actually some emotion into it and I tried but the end result looked boring AF :D Also, I usually speak English fluently, lived abroad and even did my postgraduate abroad (in English) but while trying to "impress the camera" my brain just shuts down and I cant even form simple sentences anymore...
Will this go away with time and practise or perhaps with the help of editing in the beginning or is this a signal that there will be no future in front of a camera for me? Well, being ironic here because I really want it. Just wanted to ask you guys about this "starter feeling" because I was really shocked...
Perhaps it's also not good to do TikTok and Youtube in the beginning...
PS: To clarify, I dont wanna do TikTok, I want to start my Youtube journey. Just used TikTok tonight to see how it is to stage something and to be honest it felt a bit like being in a HireVue ... for those who know... you know! :/
agent G pulled out his katana, and went toward max. Max tried to run, but she was no longer super fast, so she armed her blaster and started to shoot beams on agent G.
agent G got few shots and max said:
"lol, even powerless i am still stronger than you!".
agent G threw a knife at her, but Max barely managed to dodge it, the knife cutted a small hole in her suit. agent G put his katana back in it's sneath, and then he lifted his rocket launcher.
agent G aimed it toward the ground, jumped and pressed the trigger, letting the blast from the explosion to launch him toward max.
as he landed, he quickly pulled a shovel and was about to hit max with it, but max was still faster than him. she punched his face as he landed, and then launched her fist toward his chest. max maybe was faster in running,but agent G has faster reflexes, and he dodged it.
He noticed a moment of lack of concentration from Max, and aimed his shovel toward her face, but max managed to dodge.
.max laughed and said:
"ha you need to steal my powers way earlier if you want to beat me-"
moments later, agent G slapped her in the face with his shovel. two of her teeth were pulled out and her mouth filled with blood.Β At that moment, she fell to the floor defeated.
then, agent G raised his shovel and slammed it on her face.a he repeated again and again until she became unconscious.
"this was way too easy" agent G said, "you disappointed me max, i expected a better battle from you"
"oh no worries", a voice said, "the battle didn't over yet"
Oh my goodness this scan was so incredible to see. ALL my metrics have moved significantly in the right direction, including my biological age. Guys, in four weeks I have lost four years off how βoldβ my body is!! What the heck?!?! Iβm doing a Benjamin Button! Itβs crazy. Itβs like my whole system has just been marking time, patiently waiting for me to stop self-sabotaging and step up to this way of living.
I could not be more grateful. There is no way I would be here without you. Thank you for being here with me.
I had a habit of fapping for 1 year and i fapped 3-4 times a week.
but After a Year mine soul said to me that what are you doing with your life and it shakened mine entire body.
After then i started mine no-fap journey and some sort of celibacy.
And i managed to decrease mine relapsed frequency from 15-18 times a month to 5 times a month.
Now I am having a Ongoing Streak of 11 and half Day and I feel some sort of Demotivated and AIMLESS and energyless.
Guys, What Stage is Am i going on?
Have you any Ideas?
I always feel like if I had enough energy or just wasnβt constantly tired I could literally do anything (well not anything, I canβt bend time and space but you get the point) Anyone else feel like that and if so how do you keep your energy levels up and yourself motivated in some way?
Hey fellow redditors,
I have noticed a pattern now, I know fapping is addiction, a serious one! But, in my case I use it as dream-killer or pain-killer. Many people use alcohol and drugs for the same. I feel being a cheapass, I use fapping for the same.
At multiple instances, I have found myself deciding today will be the changing moment of my life, and suddenly 10mins later , I find myself searching an opportunity to get alone and fa till death.
inturn I m also wasting precious time and feel the brain fogginess all the time. I feel less confident talking to new people. I m good with my language, only that i get crazy scared talking to anyone.
I'm 27 and its high time I should stop and am worried as shit. Please tell me guys , if somebody would have experienced, what I m experiencing right now? Any suggestions would be welcome.
Tidder91
My Favorite deck is my Energyless Poliwag Deck.
Pokemon
I will be tweaking the trainers (39 of them) with the introduction of Dive Ball, but I'm stuck on the stadium. I currently run Frozen City x2, but I was wondering what the thoughts on the new Water Stadium to heal or the new Stadium to replace Celebi. My gut is to keep the damage out there with Frozen City, as that allows better chances of getting finishing blow (Poliwhirl attack) to hit for 100, but maybe drop the new water stadium in as a third stadium to help if the other person is doing a lot of bench damage to help keep my benched Politoed and Celebi healed up.
Here's what I'm leaning towards for Trainers:
Hello,
i have this little problem, that most of the time, i feel rather energyless. This is not big of an issue in daily life, but it doesn't goes along well with my boxing training. I never experience this feeling of "how much energy i have!", and that's definitely good feeling to experience before sparring session.
This probably has a lot to do with my state of mind, as i struggle with light depression. However, I feel that this could also be improved with stuff like proper diet or, i don't know, little workout routine in the morning. This is question to You.
About my current diet: I'm vegetarian, i supplement D vitamin, take soy protein and creatine. eats lots of fruits and wholegrain bread (and i have tendency to overeating).
do you know any annoying decks? like one where you force your opponent to draw the last card, or one where you keep discarding his energy cards? or maybe a tank pokemon with high damage resistance and healing abilities/tools
don't worry about the "please don't do this, if you want to make the opponent surrender just idle the whole time" etc.. I'm mostly curious about them and the counter to get out of this situations. ^(I don't even have enough card to set up a deck like that.)
I played against someone last night online, they had a near energyless deck that centered around Flygon/Accelgor/Dusknoir/Delphox all with abilities. I tried to recreate it here but wasn't sure if I got it right. It was a huge challenge, as I got some bad draws and he got completely setup before I could get my things moving.
Pokemon > * 2x Trapinch > * 1x Vibrava > * 2x Flygon (Between turns 10 to each opponent Pokemon) > * 2x Shelmet > * 2x Accelgor (Paralyze/Poison/Pickup on attack) > * 2x Fennix > * 2x Delphox (Draw up to 6 cards) > * 2x Duskull > * 1x Dusclops > * 2x Dusknoir (Move Damage around)
Energy > * 4x Double Colorless Energy
Trainers >* 4x Rare Candy >* 1x Computer Search >* ?x N >* ?x Professor Sycamore >* 2x Virbank City Gym >* 4x Hypnotoxic Laser >* ?x Great Ball >* ?x Ultra Ball >* ?x Skyla >* 4x Roller Skates >* ?x Pokemon Fan Club >* 2x Pokemon Center Lady >* 2x Float Stone >* ?x Bianca >* ?x Sacred Ash
The other Dusknoir/Flygon decks I find online are a little different. I don't remember exact numbers of all the trainers, but I think he played all of the above at some point? He only ever attacked with Accelgor then picked up and brought out Flygon.
I'd like to get close to recreating this if I can figure it out. As it was fun to play against and he had me locked up with my crappy draws. I had a fully loaded Lugia-Ex Paralyzed for like 5 turns with no Switch and my lasers kept failing to put him asleep.
I love to exercise. When I'm the routine, I feel fantastic and benefit so much. But my depression makes me feel "heavy", lethargic, and energyless. Depression convinces me that I can't do anything but lie on the couch like a lump. Anxiety convinces me that I can't just go and do something simple like 10 jumping jacks--I need to overcomplicate it by gathering as much information about exercising and types of exercises that exist as possible.
I want more than anything to break this cycle. Any suggestions how?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
And boy are my arms legs.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
agent G pulled out a knife, and went toward max. Max tried to run, but she was no longer super fast, so she pulled out her blaster and started to shoot beams on agent G.
agent G got few shots and max said:
"lol, even powerless i am still stronger than you!".
agent G threw the knife on her and barely missed her. Then he picked a shovel from his arsenal.
he jumped on max and tried to land his shovel on her head, but she managed to dodge the hit.max laughed and said:
"ha you need to steal my powers way earlier if you want to beat me"
moment later, agent G slapped her in the face with his shovel.two of her teeth were pulled out and her mouth filled with blood.
Then, agent G took a shocker from his arsenal, and shocked her until she lost her consciousness from pain.
"this was way too easy," agent G said.
"That's because its didn't over yet", a voice said.
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