The Chadpoles.
One byte at a time!
"That'll be $20.21", the bartender says.
There was a sign that said do not feed animals.
So i didn't.
He spent 4 years at c.
I told her thatβs just putting words in my mouth.
He makes alphabets
That means every falcon alive now is a millennial falcon.
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Hulk is always a gamma male
I told her...
Yeah I'm beta...
beta than before!
why can't we have phi males?
Fo' drizzle.
It was a competition to see who was the alpha Romeo.
Because she knows the alpha-bat best
http://i.imgur.com/KD1dxhgh.jpg
She was looking for an alpha male, and I was into someone beta looking
To Optimus. Rodimus, and Alpha Trion!
Sincerely, The Rest of The Autobots
HeHe
I'd have to change my name. .
While choosing a frozen vegetable to eat with dinner I handed my oldest a bag of peas to place in the cart. He looked at them reluctantly. I asked if they wanted to pick something different. After neither boy answered me I said, "speak now or forever hold your peas."
Both sons AND a nearby stranger gave eye rolls!
EDIT: I've never been to the front page before. Thanks for all the love fellow dad jokers!
"There are samosas in the kitchen for you both"
My reply: "What're Osas?"
Her Dad's reply: "When are you leaving again?"
They became the Alpha Centurions.
So it took some Alpha Seltzer to help feel better
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
I saw a man today with an lower case Alpha tattoo on one arm and an upper case Omega tattoo on the other.
I was going to tell him about the mistake but decided he'd probabily be resistant to any input
Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."
Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.
Now that the title works, got any good ones?
