During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?
PPF is the one that comes after PPE, alphabetically!
The kids I was babysitting for were learning their alphabet. They had a hard time remembering what came after E, and they hear PPE frequently nowadays. They even told me it was a stupid joke.
Help! I started arranging them by artist but that wasn’t right. Then by title, but that wasn’t right either. Nor by colour. Nor alphabetically by first track title. Finally, I arranged them by number of tracks, but I just couldn’t get them in the right order. So I got rid of them all. Do I have 0CD?
Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.
I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
My wife said the “E” was missing from my sons alphabet set.
I replied, “No way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!”
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
I have an alphabet grenade
if that goes off it could spell disaster
I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
I told the alphabet to my crush…
She said I missed out the letters, U R A Q T, I responded with “thanks!”
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
Why do pirates live the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
Where do aliens and alphabets go party
If a programmer could rearrange the alphabet, they'd put U and I together.
User Interface is important to them.
No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.
Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"
Friend - " Rrrrr "
Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "
The alphabet is terrifying.
I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, that’s a different joke)
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Don’t really know Y :/ (first post here)
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!
Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..
What is the coldest Alphabet?
"B"
Why?
Because it's between AC
*Ba Dumm Tsssss
When I was little my parents always have me alphabet soup claiming that I liked it but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they get lost at "c"
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?
Because they get lost at C
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....
I heard pirates have a hard time with the alphabet
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
At first the alphabet only had 25 letters.
In the beginning , alphabet had only 25 letters .
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