I am a representative from the r/PunPatrol and we have been seeing some of our officers have been arrested individuals on this server where in a peace treaty we have allowed Puns in this subreddit. We apologise for these rogue officers and have reported them to r/PunInternalAffairs . Thanks for understanding.
... are two things you can do to damage lemons.
I almost put this in /r/showerthoughts, but they don't allow puns.
Or just a low ha?
Or does it have to be aloha?
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
He's always coffin
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
There was no Escape.
After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.
Because it's forbiden.
They are key workers
...Two Testis.
He replied: only gays get stoned here
40 kids is way too much by any standard
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
Let bi-gongs be bi-gongs
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
Only a low ha.
Ban-ff.
Windows!
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
I interrupted her and told her that it is in fact called a toy-let.
Silence of the Lambeau
Because they have immunity.
Cantaloupe
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
They said the sky is the limit.
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
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or is it just.... A Low Ha?
