20 Hilarious All 4 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

In Ancient Rome, there where 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, & III would all kill you with varrying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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👤︎ u/zelgadiss44

📅︎ Oct 14 2022

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what sport starts with a t, has 4 letters and is played all over the world?

Golf

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👤︎ u/BreakApprehensive489

📅︎ Aug 11 2022

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My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year & he still can't say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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👤︎ u/coop41321

📅︎ Sep 27 2022

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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👤︎ u/smoffatt34920

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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My family got a 4-person meal that came with 4 double cheeseburgers and 4 large fries. My son ate it all.

He thought it was a 4 per son meal

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👤︎ u/jumpy_junpei

📅︎ Oct 24 2021

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It's an Archie Bunker! I built a replica of the All in the Family house INSIDE a giant basement in the Sims 4. reddit.com/gallery/mv4w82

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👤︎ u/K80Bot

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.

Now all my lucks turned to shit.

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👤︎ u/waldo06

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.

A regular bard-ershop quartet.

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👤︎ u/zeesmurf

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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What do you call a woman who has 4 sons that are all CEOs?

An executive producer!

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👤︎ u/Frankenstien23

📅︎ Sep 01 2014

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I got my wife 4 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive

She’s now worried about how we are going to raise 4 kids.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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NEWSFLASH: All toilets stolen from Precinct 4.

Police have nothing to go on.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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There are 4 stages of life and they all involve Santa.

You believe in Santa.
You don’t believe in Santa.
You are Santa.
You look like Santa.

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👤︎ u/BigButterChicken

📅︎ Aug 07 2020

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I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.

But it's the thot that counts.

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👤︎ u/Steamroller04

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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Wife: *All* 4 cats are looking out the window!

Me: Are they checking the weather?

Wife: What? Why?

Me: Are they the weather fourcats?

Wife: YOU NEED TO STOP READING /r/dadjokes !!!

(Note: we don't even have kids)

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👤︎ u/debren27

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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As a Father of 4 I’ve realized something... Literally all my jokes are just low-effort reposts of a man greater than I.

To you Dad!

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👤︎ u/Oldmate81

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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What do π/2, π/4, 7π/8, and 101π/103 all have in common?

They're all a piece of pi.

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👤︎ u/TheMCToga

📅︎ Nov 14 2014

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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics

📅︎ May 12 2021

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My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.

which I think is poor for four.

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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My 4 year old son has been learning spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which i think is poor for four

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👤︎ u/Mattty_21

📅︎ Sep 15 2020

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My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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👤︎ u/uhavethebiggay

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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