Alcohol Abuse Puns

A list of puns related to "Alcohol Abuse"

I've been champaigning against alcohol abuse.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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I have a book for alcoholics and drug abusers

Adictionary

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👤︎ u/pndaberrybruh
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Where can you look up the definitions of drug abuse, alcoholism, and problem gambling?

Addictionary!

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👤︎ u/KillerFlea
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why don't they send alcoholics to jail for substance abuse?

Too many bars.

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👤︎ u/_Winged
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Just a standard conversation with my dad...

http://i.imgur.com/Xp8DaVY.png

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👤︎ u/Eggerslolol
📅︎ Apr 02 2015
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Wanted to shot some skunked beer cans with my BB gun but my dad wouldn't let me.

He said it was alcohol abuse.

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👤︎ u/GOMPERxSTOMPER
📅︎ May 28 2017
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Shooting with Dad

Me, my dad, and my little brother were in the backyard shooting beer cans with a .45-70 rifle. When we came back in I started talking to some friends on Skype. My dad comes in to my room and tells me to ask my friends if they've ever shot a .45-70. When I told them we were shooting beer cans, my dad says "I guess you can say it was alcohol abuse.". Cue simultaneous groans from friends.

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👤︎ u/White_Shadows
📅︎ Jul 03 2014
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