Remember the Alamo-ny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lifeboat777
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I visited The Alamo today.

It was a fine trip, but forgettable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePeoplesBard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Every time "The Alamo" comes on TV.

My dad, "Hey maybe we will win this time!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wbohn1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2013
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With Texas covered in snow, does that mean...

its Alamo'd?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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How do people in San Antonio, Texas like their pie?

Alamo'd

Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brydaro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Heard about the Texan with memory loss?

He ALAMO'st forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derricko31
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Friend doesn't have any kids yet, but this was amazingly "Dad".

Him: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there.

Him: The Alamo.

Me: The Alamo who?

Him: whining You said you'd rememberrrr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chenb0x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

Alamo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkpicklez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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Why do Texas desserts always have ice cream?

Because they remember the alamo-de.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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Got a good friend on Facebook

One of my best friends is on a trip to San Antonio. She posted a picture showing that her hotel is directly accross from the Alamo. I asked if she said "Alamo-sey on over there later!"

She called me a dweeb and I laughed at my own joke for a good five minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReksEffect
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2015
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