I visited The Alamo today.
It was a fine trip, but forgettable.
Every time "The Alamo" comes on TV.
My dad, "Hey maybe we will win this time!"
With Texas covered in snow, does that mean...
its Alamo'd?
How do people in San Antonio, Texas like their pie?
Alamo'd
Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🤠
Heard about the Texan with memory loss?
He ALAMO'st forgot.
I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
Friend doesn't have any kids yet, but this was amazingly "Dad".
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there.
Him: The Alamo.
Me: The Alamo who?
Him: whining You said you'd rememberrrr.
Why do Texas desserts always have ice cream?
Because they remember the alamo-de.
Got a good friend on Facebook
One of my best friends is on a trip to San Antonio. She posted a picture showing that her hotel is directly accross from the Alamo. I asked if she said "Alamo-sey on over there later!"
She called me a dweeb and I laughed at my own joke for a good five minutes.
