I'm going to start a car dealership called "Navidad"
and we'll have a little sales jingle that'll go "for lease, navidad For own, navidad."
What's a flea's favourite holiday?
Christmas, Fleas Navidad!
What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?
Fleas Navidad
What is a sheepβs favourite Christmas song?
Fleece Navidad
What do Mexicans wear to keep warm this time of year?
A fleece Navidad.
How do you say "Merry Christmas" to your blankets?
Fleece Navidad
What do you call a woolen coat that you get as a Christmas gift?
Fleece Navidad.
Phil Swift had a Christmas Party
He calls it Flex Seal Navidad
What did the Spanish teacher say when wearing her new wool Christmas sweater?
Fleece navidad!
Mexican sheep
To all you Mexican sheep out there. Fleece Navidad
What happens when the cops are called to a Christmas party?
Police Navidad.
For dads full of Christmas spirit
I walked by a nativity scene yesterday and the sheep told me, "Fleece Navidad".
My dad's go to joke, especially around this time of year
Every time my dad sees a police car or officer, he immediately starts singing "Police Navidad!" and sings the trumpet part to that song.
For some reason it never gets old.
What do you call a holiday for blankets?
Fleece Navidad
Sigh.
Whenever my Dad hears the song "Feliz Navidad" he sings "Feliz Navi DAD".
What do spanish fathers say on Christmas?
Feliz naviDAD
