Adrift Puns

A list of puns related to "Adrift"

A man, adrift at sea in his kayak, was running low on supplies

As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.

I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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My dad has a camera pointing at the river outside

He likes to keep up with current events.

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👤︎ u/WN_Todd
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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