Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnโt expecting this!
and not:
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
That was the punchline
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
Itโs for Hispanic attacks
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, โChange the batteries in your hearing aidโ.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
OG post: https://www.reddit.com/r/DebateReligion/comments/lpm4iy/islam_is_against_intellectualism_critical/
Let me begin saying that the post made against Islam was not honest and OP left out most of the Islamic history out of the whole post and he made few false statements against the religion itself. In this refutation i will argue against these points that need to be clarified. Please read both posts and then start commenting.
Also, OP's is himself being displaying great lack of critical thinking and attaining basic information regarding the verses he is quoted and the Hadiths, i will explains this in details. He even quotes a Tafsir and leaves part of it just to argue his point, dishonesty.
So first of all, OP started defining "what intellectualism means in the context of the Quran and Islam, and what intellectualism means when we are discussing epistemology. ".
OP took a exegesis regarding a verse of the Quran " 8:22 " and he concluded "The function of reason in the Quran is to validate the Quran, not to question it. It is not right for a Muslim to interrogate the principles of theology, instead one should submit to the will of God through revelation."
This is completely false. How is anyone supposed to find out the truth if not asking certain and specific questions relating to the principles of the religion and on the theology? Also, OP said "The function of reason in the Quran is to validate the Quran, not to question it."
Excuse me, what does "validate" mean? Lets see couple of definitions of the word shall we:
- to make something officially acceptable or approved, especially after examining it.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/validate
- To validate something such as a claim or statement means to [prove](https://www.collinsdictionary.com
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
