I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?
My daughter was practicing her flute today, she said at bar 45 she needs to add in a breath mark.
I teared up, after all these years she still doesn't know my name is David.
I've been told to add this to my dating profile
What do you get when you add two crystals to two other crystals?
When do you add herbs to your dish?
My wife told me today that when I got her food order, that I need to remember to ask for cheese or they wouldn’t add it.
I told her if they forgot the cheese again, it wouldn’t end very Gouda for them!
If you add an "s" to the word "even",
Swedish people like to add syrup to their espresso.
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
What have you got to add to metal to get heavy metal?
Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...
French woman with Covid?
La Wheez.
When making authentic Belgium waffles, how much batter should you add to the waffle maker?
The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.
From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.
I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....
I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.
I own a restaurant. My chef knows exactly when to add spices to any meal...
You need exactly 239 beans to make Irish soup because if you add one more it becomes too farty.
hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
What happens when you add a circle to 45 degrees?
What can you add to one to make it disappear?
I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.
I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.
Oh it’s so tasty.
Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub
I once saw an add to enter the falt earth society
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
I was required to add flair to this, True story not a flairy tail
What do two people have when they both like to boil leaves in water, add milk, and put it into the freezer?
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
The preachers are up in arms about Trump's plan to add more hydroelectric power plants.
They are worried about the damnation.
What do you add to make a car go faster?
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."
So you're saying you need some sage advice?
Why did the artist add sugar to his paint?
What 4 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
Edit: I mean. 5 letters word
We Need to Add PR, DC, and Guam as states.
53 is a Prime Number.
We then would truly be one nation, indivisible
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it??
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
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