What do pigs use to get rid of their acne?
Oinkment
Dumbo had bad acne, so he made an appointment with...
the pachydermatologist
My dermatologist prescribed me a new acne medication.
I have low expectations because she old me it is a poor cleaner.
What's a Scotsman's favourite brand of acne treatment?
FREEDERM!
What do you call a homeless doctor who treats acne?
A pimple pauper
Why was the prisoner hoping his acne would flare up?
He really wanted to break out!
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
He was breaking out.
How do pirates cure sunburnt acne?
Aloe, pop it
You know, I don't understand why so many people complain about acne. I mean, don't people usually have twoknee?
How do chickens with acne leave a building?
They go through the eggzit
Why are the blind attracted to acne?
Easier to read people.
At one point, I had so much acne on my face, that a blind person mistook my right cheek for braille.
I was so embarrassed. Boy, was my face read
If the Invisible Man had acne would he be spotted?
An eye doctor went to see a dermatologist for his acne
He prescribed him some Retin-A
A commercial asks, "Are you over acne?"
Well, my comeback to that is, whether you are so over it or not, it is certainly all over you.
I used this face cream that was supposed to make me look 20 years younger.
It gave me acne!
Banana is nature's best anti-acne solution.
Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?
I had a skin problem
Mom: looking at the side of my neck This looks like a rash. Does it itch?
Me: No, I think it's just acne.
Mom: I don't know. Honey, what do you think?
Dad: Not sure... I don't want to make a rash decision.
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
He was breaking out.
