it's so beautiful when it snows all day but doesn't have much accumulation.

That's the kind of snow I can dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitSecret
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2023
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What did Sherlock Holmes reply when asked about what rocks are formed by accumulation of minerals?

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goleafsgo88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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I'm taking stock of all my accumulated possessions

That's a capital list

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2022
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Computer mice accumulated from library’s lost and found... (zoom in for pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HawaiianSpam
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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my GF's TB test is swollen and she's worried about how it'll affect her career

I told her "tomorrow we'll find out if it's TB or not TB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedGandalf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2022
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When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats

This is know as the many paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spallboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Two elderly gents met up on the way to the funeral of one of their longtime buddies.

The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the other, "How much did he leave?"

The other old fellow replied, "All of it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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