Accomplish Goal Puns

As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.

I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

I was out shooting ground squirrels with my step dad and his friend today. At a pause in the action, step dad asks:

"I wonder what goes through their mind when they are killed."

Me being the smartass I am replied: "A bullet."

Got groans from dad and friend alike. Accomplished a goal.