Abundantly Puns

It means a lot!

He said "thanks Dad, that really means a lot".

Greetings Reddit. This isn't your classical dad joke, but I bet that this sub definitely has some memers versed in this particular art. I have an odd but noble request. A request that will probably involve you abandoning some of your morals and going to lengths that you never thought possible. Some of you may not survive this, others will be scared for life. For those of you who do survive, all I can promise is an absolute abundance of vicarious comedic climaxing.

I am looking for the most complex, well-executed, strategically sound, stealthy, and grandiose ligma joke of all time, one that my friend will not see c(u)oming. He is very, very well-versed in ligma jokes, so this will be a difficult task. For example, just today I tried to get him with a Europe joke (Europe on this dick), but he caught it right away, didn't even flinch. I got him with a Samir joke a few weeks ago (Samiring these nuts on your face), but that's the only recent success I've had (really had to tee that one up too). I even asked him if he wants to hear about the new girl I'm talking to named Wilma (Wilma dick fit in yo ass) AND HE DIDN'T EVEN RESPOND.

As you can see, I'm at war with an absolute psychopath who is extremely well-versed and capable in this particular style of warfare. I'm looking for a complex ligma joke that he will never see coming. I will go to great lengths to achieve this sweet comedic release. I am talking about some pepe silva level shit. I am talking fake my own death just to jump out of my casket at the funeral type shit. So, please send any recommendations. Before you call me a normie, this war is based on layers and layers of irony.

The doctor says it’s terminal

Buoyant

What about an ant with good eyesight?

Observant

What about an angry ant?

Rant

An ant unable to do anything?

Cant

An ant that won?

Triumphant

An annoying ant?

Unpleasant

A useless ant?

Irrelevant

An eccentric ant?

Extravagant

A nomad ant?

Errant

A sleepy ant?

Dormant

An ant that is well dressed?

Elegant

An ant that lives far away?

Distant

A genius ant?

Brilliant

This joke?

Redundant

Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Plethora."

The widow replies: “Thanks that means a lot.”

And another:

Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain."

The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”

I did so out of an abundance of cushions.

There had an abundance of Cairo-practors

Abundance!

Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as "Coles law".

Abundance.

As we're watching the warm ups to the world cup he turns and says, "what's the most abundant kind of potato?".

"The commentator!"

He said: thanks dad, that really means a lot