8 Hilarious Abstracting Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A crow ... painting a murder.

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👤︎ u/quantumastrology

📅︎ May 04 2021

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What is the definition of abstract?

It's hard to explain

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👤︎ u/2noob4u_

📅︎ Oct 21 2020

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After seeing a dead bird I had to tell my 4 year old what it means.

I said it ĭt : pro. Used to refer to that one previously mentioned. Used of a nonhuman entity; an animate being whose sex is unspecified, unknown, or irrelevant; a group of objects or individuals; an action; or an abstraction.

pro. Used as the subject of an impersonal verb.

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👤︎ u/Dumbstupidhuman

📅︎ Mar 13 2021

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What do you call a pepper that paints abstracts?

Poblano Picasso

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👤︎ u/randomgendoggo

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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I know all there is to know about abstract art.

Nothing.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Sep 24 2018

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What did the nervous dog say when asked if he had to go to the bathroom in Manila?

Am I full of pee? No!

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👤︎ u/KittenImmaculate

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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Art Show

Went to an art show on the weekend with my wife. We were looking at all the abstract paintings and my wife says,

I just don't get it why is the big splotchy painting worth $8,000 our daughter could paint something just like that. Maybe I'm just not cultured enough?

I reply,

That's not a problem honey you just need to eat more yoghurt!

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👤︎ u/Overkill782

📅︎ Aug 29 2016

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Why my children won't play Mad Libs with me anymore

"Adjective?"

"Abstract."

"Verb ending with -ing?"

"Bring."

"Food, plural?"

"Soup."

(Glares, writes "soups.") "Adverb?"

"Very."

"Noun?"

"Noun."

"Yes, a noun."

"Noun."

"THAT'S NOT A NOUN."

"Yes, it is!"

"Okay, fine ... Part of the body?"

"The."

"Noun?"

"Verb."

"DAAAAAADDDDYYYYYYY"

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👤︎ u/kevinb9n

📅︎ May 19 2014

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