Abrasively Puns

A list of puns related to "Abrasively"

I’ve just been charged for using sandpaper to kill my victim.

I only wanted to rough him up a bit.

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👤︎ u/Anytime200
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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My doctor told me my favorite exfoliator was giving me micro-abrasions.

I’m a little torn up about it.

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👤︎ u/dbmagas
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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My deodorant is so abrasive on my armpits

It should be called “erode-orant”

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👤︎ u/Planningsiswinnings
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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We're about to scrape the old paint off to repaint the bars of the jail cells.

This calls for cell abrasion.

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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