My daughter asked me "What is a unit a power?"

I replied "correct".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?

(Gal)lons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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My 8 year old has created a new unit of measument...

She just picked up the squeeze ketchup and said, "I only need one fart of ketchup." She gives the bottle a single squeeze and gets her "one fart."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmackz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?

Mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Platypus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.

It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.

What a cool way to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordstevenson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What are a communist's favorite units of time?

Hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_cat_of_war
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CpBear
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?

Degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicoddeffect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?

Hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.

It was my spatula pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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You’re a unit of power Harry

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImElyk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?

a JOINT taskforce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkeye_GG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?

Hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finlaydtait
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterDad32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My friend is a realtor and her husband just died. I hugged her at the funeral and said "unit".

She said, "thanks. That means a lot to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What’s a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?

It’s bar per queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiefgotbeef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units

She said she can't do that "foreign height".

I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwahn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What is a vaper’s favourite unit of measurement?

Joules

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namrepus__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.

No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.

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I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.

It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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What do you call a scam involving refrigeration units?

Air-con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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What do you get when you cross a wall unit with artificial intelligence?

Shelf-awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjaay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Quentin Tarantino is coming out with a Thanksgiving movie about an elite unit of poorly moistened turkeys

It's called Inglourious Basteds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.

Me: Dad, do you need these?

Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!

Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pollyatomic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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Recently help my mom upgrade to a 1/2 HP Insinkerator Unit.

She now has more power at her disposal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_range_veal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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What do you call a tactical unit comprised of nuns?

Force of Habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcherofArchet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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What’s a monk’s favorite unit of measurement?

Ohms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Claw198
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Watt's a unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drkhead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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You’re a unit of power Harry.

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey90ey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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You're a unit of power Harry!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick5734324
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What's a communists favorite unit of time?

The hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_cat_of_war
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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I just found out my daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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You’re a unit of power now son.

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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