What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
What’s a monk’s favorite unit of measurement?
My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.
What are a communist's favorite units of time?
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?
I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.
What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?
You’re a unit of power Harry
What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?
What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?
What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?
What’s a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?
A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units
She said she can't do that "foreign height".
I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"
My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
What is a vaper’s favourite unit of measurement?
The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.
No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.
I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.
It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.
What do you call a scam involving refrigeration units?
What do you get when you cross a wall unit with artificial intelligence?
Recently help my mom upgrade to a 1/2 HP Insinkerator Unit.
She now has more power at her disposal.
I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.
Me: Dad, do you need these?
Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!
Bonus rebuttal!
My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?
What do you call a tactical unit comprised of nuns?
You’re a unit of power Harry.
You're a unit of power Harry!
What's a communists favorite unit of time?
I just found out my daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
You’re a unit of power now son.
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