This dad got a police dispatcher good..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJh4XyZhD58&feature=youtu.be

Worth the :19 second watch. Don't watch in a place you don't want to be caught giggling out loud.

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👤︎ u/mrmonkey86
📅︎ Mar 23 2015
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A lame play on Russian words

Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=машина(Ma-shee-na) Man=мужчина(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.

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👤︎ u/Luca20
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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Dad joke hidden in the Pulp Fiction credits (x-post from r/tumblr

http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg

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📅︎ May 12 2015
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Knew r/dadjokes would appreciate this find from r/funny.

http://i.imgur.com/c6tMzZH.png

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👤︎ u/GingerFhil
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