My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.

I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.

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I tried to invent an indestructible piece of paper. It didn't go well...

It was tearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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When my wife asked what I was doing, I lied and said I was laminating copies of my newest novel.

But that was just a cover for my story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My wife is very appreciative of our laminate countertops.

Im glad she doesn't take it for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicksOut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What's the favourite type of cake of Australians?

Upside-down Cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfbloodprince07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I love laminated paper...

It's inshreddable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcis27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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Laminate Dad Joke

Me and some co-workers were looking at some Pergo flooring with a picture of a big dog on it. I voiced my opinion that it must be a Great Dane. My friend, who will be a great father one day, said, "Dunno man, it might just be a Good Dane. A Bad Dane even."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJRWatkins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2014
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How do you preserve a baby sheep?

With laminate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lost_if_found
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why is wooden flooring considered not suitable for vegetarians?

Because there’s laminate of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hopsinjoor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Dadjoked a customer at Jimmy John's

I was at the cash register, and a guy placed his order. At the end, he asked for "a glass of water." That is, a big cup instead of a little cup. I said, "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I can give you a laminated paper of water, though."

He thought it was funny, but he did a great job of hiding it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulpes-Aurum
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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