This is a lengthy noun explanation and background knowledge introduction about the coming SS in CN - Invitation to Wine.

There may be a lot of content from wikipedia and some proper nouns are italic, apologies for the inconvenience that you may have to look them up one by one. (especially poems)

>!why is there no underline!<

>!I believe after Who is Real, this event will make translators cry again because it's tightly related to Chinese poetry.!<

The first letter of a Pinyin syllable is capitalized for QoL purposes.

Sorry there will be no pics in this post, or else this would seem too lengthy.

Hopefully this is a good read. (my first language isn't English, sorry for the strange word choices)

Part I - Eureka Intro

It's basically a tourism ad introducing the culture of Shangshu.

"尚蜀"(ShàngShǔ) is a mobile city located in central Yan, known for its scenery and food.

"蜀" mainly refers to the area of Sichuan Basin, and in some senses, including Hanzhong Basin. In modern day China, "蜀" is an abbreviation for Sichuan province(四川省). (though "川" is used more often)

I'm not quite sure about what "尚" means here. "尚" itself has the meaning of "to esteem, to value", yet it could only be a rhyming word.

00:44

The bottommost comment says "It's said that she's fired from Dossoles", Eureka reacted by laughing awkwardly and saying sth like "not understanding what you're talking about".

She then slipped her tongue mentioning "this is my new job".

01:37

Eureka says Shangshu people are straightforward, generous, and value friendships lifelong.

Yet the comment says that grudges are held lifelong too, then the comment is deemed by Eureka to be too extreme.

01:54

"毛血旺"(MáoXuèWàng or MáoXuěWàng) is a specialty in Sichuan cuisines, having a bright red color and being spicy and mildly numbing. It's made from pig's blood, tripe, duck's blood, ham and chicken gizzard. Beansprouts, chili, Sichuan peppercorn, sesame and other spices are often added as seasoning.

Eureka recommends that extreme spicy Maoxuewang is a must-have. >!I personally don't think having extreme spicy straight is a good choice.!<

02:00

Kroos: "Can foreigners have that?"

Eureka: "Don't worry. There are 'Light Spicy' for foreign

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)