When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
My younger brother is Russian.
I wish Disney+ had decided to make Grogu the younger sibling of Yoda.
Then he could be named Broda.
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small flashlight
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
The younger generations may not get this one!
My dad was a great magician when I was younger
He went out for cigarettes and disappeared
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
I didn't pick my nose when I was younger.
When I was younger, I used to walk the plank
I was playing football with my younger cousin earlier today
Unfortunately, I kicked it too hard and it broke the window.
We called the repair guy and, apparently when he came two hours later, the window was still in pane.
My parents would always feed me alphabet soup when I was younger and they’d insist that I liked it
But I didn’t! All they were doing was putting words in my mouth!
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
When I was younger I wanted to play guitar really badly.
And after lots of hard work and practice, I now play the guitar really badly.
A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished she’d travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife
When I was younger I had surgery in my groin area, I asked my dad what is wrong with my groin area?
There's nothing groin down there.
American School shooting jokes tend to be aimed at the younger audience.
A Nine year old girl has gone missing after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger
My younger brother just hit me with this one.
providing context cause it caught me off guard which made it more funny.
Bro: If Pinocchio said his nose is about to grow, would it grow or would it not grow?
Me: I don’t know, you’ve created a paradox.
Bro: I created two doctors?
My younger friends get annoyed with me when I post in italics.
I guess it's a bit too right-leaning for them.
When I was younger, my Dad used to throw quarters at me whenever I acted stupidly.
He said, “Maybe that’ll knock some cents into you.”
Aimed at a younger audience
I was having problems with anxiety when I was younger
So my parentso took me to a SIKEologist
Growing up I couldn’t do math unless I was sitting in someone’s lap. When I was younger it was never a problem finding someone that would let me sit on their lap, but now that I’m older...
This one time when I was still a kid, my younger sister got very mad at me for making silly noises. To show our parents that her ensuing fit of anger wasn't as annoying as my goofing off, my sister said,
"Well at least I'm not walking around the house going "Hurgerbgehbh blurgeblegh blurgega, hurr dee hurr, derr!"
To which my dad said,
"Yes you are".
What do you call José's younger brother?
When I was younger, people said I bore a strong resemblance to Nikola Tesla.
I would simply respond, “shocking isn’t it.”
Now that I’m older, I look more like Albert Einstein, relatively speaking
I'm jealous of people whose last name is Younger
They will never be older.
When I was younger, I wanted to work at a mirror store
It was a job I could really see myself doing
I used to do these a lot when I was younger? Do you guys know any more so I can share with my kids?
http://i.imgur.com/1XdScio.png
When I was younger I wanted to be the national limbo champion
I can see now I set the bar too low for myself.
I learned how to drive manual when I was younger...
The doctor told me that I would have to get my younger cut out if I wanted to live.
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
Turns out—-it was just a phase.
When I was younger I would confuse the words Jacuzzi and Yakuza
It got me into some pretty hot water with the Japanese mafia.
My wife is 4 months younger than me. I told her I missed the time she was older than me.
Because when I was 30 she was 30 too.
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body.
When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body ...
I confessed to my family today that, “When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body."
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a women’s body
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body
A nine year old girl has disappeared after using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger!
When i was younger i felt like a man trapped in a womans body
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