Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Well, it's that time on New Year's Eve. I'll see you all...

tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellzone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I'll see you all next year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nachbar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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When you see birds flying in a β€œv” shape, you’ll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?

It’s because there are more birds on that side.

... I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toasterpoodle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Enough with the β€œI’ll see you next year” jokes on New Year’s!

Those jokes are a decade old now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shuftypoowers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I bet you'll never see this one coming...

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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The ripest pun you'll see today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flimsy_Classic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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After a brain scan, a doctor with bad bedside manor says to his patient seems like I'll see you TU MOR times, because you have TU MOR days to live.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Me, as I am headed out the door: 'I'll see you later, dad.'

Dad: 'Turn around and you'll see me now!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zptd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I hope you'll see the a-peel in this joke. imgur.com/3IEsBG2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogGentlemen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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If you look up β€œcool” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of me.

I’m well known for defacing dictionaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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When you see this face, you'll know quick, the words it says will make you sick. punpics.app.link/N29gwYZ2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunPics
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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Wife told me β€œTonight, you’ll be able to see Uranus with the naked eye”

I replied that all I need is a mirror...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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Dad: "that's why you'll never see organic apples, they look too unappealing"

Me: "well apples don't need to look good, it's bananas that you need to be a-peeling" He was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippywoodsct
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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If you're having eye trouble and need to see and ophthalmologist, you'll have to pay him a pokemon.

To help you, he needs to take a Pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMA_Printer_AMA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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He just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I'll see you at the checkout."

So I was standing in the grocery store comparing the prices of a couple packs of hummus when my roommate came up to me and suggest the off brand roasted red pepper kind to which I replied:

"Ya, I'm not really sure about that brand. They seem to be very hit and hummus for me."

He was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RepostFrom4chan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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My friend said: so I'll see you at two?

Me: Two thirty Him: Well go to the dentist then!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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I'll see you in a week!

Saying bye to people after a basketball practice:

To a player - "I'll see you in a week, man"

To the coach who was standing beside him - "I'll see you in a strong, coach"

They didn't get it until a big smile came across my face and I repeated "weeek... Strong..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izeekimoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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'YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE!'

An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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