When I was a poor, struggling actor, I had to take a job getting spanked in a BDSM film just to pay the rent...

...yes, I was really strapped for cash back then.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KW-DadJoker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Need candy puns for a short film!

Basically, the short is about a gingerbread man who is addicted to sugar. He goes to a Sugarholics Anonymous meeting and there are motivational posters on the wall:

Donut Give Up! Yes You Candy!

... Looking for more ideas, and figured you guys are the people to ask. Donut let me down!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SSCC88
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Teacher was for real?

In class, my teacher went off on a tangent and started to explain the history of film.

Teacher: there was a point when there was a job where some one would be cranking a machine for 20 minutes to display the film can.

Student: Wow, spinning a crank for 20 minutes?? Are you for reel?

Teacher: Oh yes it was a chore.....ohhhh (groans)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PatMeGron
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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Got my sister at the store today!

We were at the register and the cashier says "Oh my gosh! You *pointing at my sister* look like the girl from The Last Exorcism!"

After a little semi-awkward dialogue, I asked if the cashier was talking about the person who gets exercised in the film, and she says yes.

Without skipping a beat, I look over to my sister and say "THAT MAKES YOU MY EXORSISTER!"

She then digs her face into the counter with the "Yup. This is what I live with" face

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NateY3K
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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