Wound healing Puns

A list of puns related to "Wound healing"

Why did priests heal wounds before doctors?

They're men of the clot.

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👤︎ u/MoffKalast
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:

Time heals awl wounds.

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👤︎ u/RabbitsAteMySnowpeas
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?

Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

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👤︎ u/JPHarrison007
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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Decided on a career change, from the kitchen to medicine. Didn’t last long though.

Turns out that thyme doesn’t heal all wounds.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?

You know what they say, Margaret. "Thyme heals all wounds".

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👤︎ u/michacha123
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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TIL Thyme has powerful medical qualities

Some say it heals all wounds

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👤︎ u/Fish117
📅︎ May 27 2018
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Clock doctors

Do you know why clocks make the best doctors? Time heals all wounds.

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👤︎ u/Crow-
📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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