I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.

I think that's just bad ad vise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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When is a door not a door?

When I take it off the hinges and turn it into my new workbench because you won't stop slamming it, young man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysTheNoob
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I don’t have many vices,

just the one on the workbench in the garage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My wife dadjoked my son (and me) with this Minecraft gem.

Our 8 y/o son loves Minecraft. Without our oversight, he'd play all day every day. He was allowed to play on Sunday afternoon. He chose to play survivor mode, and he came running into the room where we were sitting to brag, "MOM, PAPI, I dug a shaft down into this hill and I found TWO DIAMONDS!"

He continued on, "So, since I'm in survival mode, should I use the diamonds to make a hoe or a pickax?" Something like that, comparing what it would cost him from something called his "workbench" and "inventory." Admittedly, I've only played creative mode with him, so I don't know all the terms.

Anyway, without missing a beat, my wife says, "Son, always spend your diamonds on hoes."

I love that woman so very much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
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