A list of puns related to "Withings"
What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!
So I have an english speaking DnD group and itβs not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.
Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushiβs. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushiβs or wizard sushiβs or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?
Where are umana-s? π
I'm performing a comedy and I have an improv bit where I call someone a goofy name. It needs to be a pun on something in Judeo-Christian cannon, bonus points if it's about the angel michael. I.e. Michael Sword-an or Joan of Snark... something like that. Yall got suggestions???
Others just call me a Pundit.
Hey guys: Like the tittle says I'm looking for puns that involve bartending etc. The shorter the better. I'm an aspiring bartender myself and the only stuff I could think was something to the effect of "Raising the bar" but nothing concrete sofar.
Need help, can't come up with anything
I'm coming up with "punny names" for 3 different services. Yard work, Babysitting, and dogwalking. So far, all I have is "Patty O's lawn mowing service"
I need two of each. Thanks!
I am working on a set of signs for a roller derby bout. the team theme is russian army and I am trying to make propaganda like signs for each of the big russian leaders from the past.
I have:
Quit Stalin, Bring on the Derby
Putin on the Hits
Looking for some for:
-Vladimir Lenin
-Leonid Brezhnev
-Nikita Khrushchev
-Mikhail Gorbachev
Anyone got anything?
My coworker and I were talking about which spices we liked. He told me that his daughter liked pepper, and he didn't know where she got that from.
"I'm guessing she went to the store and bought it; that's where I get mine." He glared at me.
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This looked like a good place to x-link this, hope I don't get punished for it...
I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.
Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.
Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies
We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyoneβs advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.
We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think itβs a boy and girl but I donβt actually know. We pick them up next week.
We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.
So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.
We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
so im talking to this girl and her name is wisdom. Im horrible at coming up with puns/pick up lines and Im trying to think of a funny one but I cant. help.
Remember, only come here for cringe, Because this is the ultimate Pun Collection.
I'm sorry for the cringe...
I want to change my IGN to something that includes puns. right now I came up with "PunKneeShare" which I think is not that original nor good. what are your suggestions?
Hi, could someone help me out with puns for the months of the year? January was Jan-new-ary, February was Feb-boo-ary, etc.
Just April would be great and if possible, the rest of the year
I'm terrible at coming up with puns, so I'd love some help here! I'm in need of a female name (both first and last) that sounds like it's from around the Victorian era and also is a pun. The more ridiculous the better. Bonus points if it's sexual, kind of like Ivana Humpalot.
Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.
C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.
Write any pun you know.
Setting: My partner and I are sitting on the couch watching the Leafs v Bruins hockey game
Background: my partner loves puns, LOVES them and makes like 20+ pun jokes a day. Iβm horrible with puns and have made like two in my entire life.
Hereβs what happened: Hockey game: Boston dude is on the ground, leafs dude is on top of him, looks like thereβs going to be a fight
Me: looks like thereβs a fight a-brewinβ
Partner: BRUIN! A-BRUIN (chuckles manically)
Me: damn, I just fell backwards right into that
Him: of course you didnβt do it on purpose (still chuckling, high fives me)
I was so impressed with my accidental pun My first thought was - I have to share this on reddit! (Heβs still chuckling, btw)
Edited for formatting (mobile user, yada yada)
/r/milkpuns is a sub for people that have a field day with puns about milk or cows. Feel free to have a visit!
I'm usually on the ball with puns (yes, intended) but I'm drawing a blank here. Need your help pretty please!
So, me and my group of friends recently started a gag going on one of our friends. She rolls with it, so it's okay.
So we just mess around with puns like "You're the bomb", "You've got an explosive personality", any bomb or explosion reference/pun we can make when talking with her or about her basically.
However, we are running out of puns.
Anyone got suggestions ?
If there's anything I'm terrible at, it's coming up with puns. Any help would be GREATLY appreciated!
My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.
I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.
Any help is really appreciated.
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