If I made a bot that spams every person who claims to be a member of the Pun Police with puns...

it would be a fully automatic machine pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
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Decorated for Christmas with puns and tiny hats reddit.com/gallery/kkha7r
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgpostbox
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Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?

What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modsareawesome
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Need help with puns.

So I have an english speaking DnD group and it’s not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.

Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushi’s. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushi’s or wizard sushi’s or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertCutter
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Chocolab chocolates with puns v.redd.it/rfky4o128fb41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/veronique27
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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
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Any able to help come up with puns the include β€œprice”?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knord1308
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I’m abscess’d with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shlyford
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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trigging post with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/French-dudev2
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Rotten tomatoes hitting us with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambalbali
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Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i4viator
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Interesting caption (with pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvsnz
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Help with puns on biblical figures

I'm performing a comedy and I have an improv bit where I call someone a goofy name. It needs to be a pun on something in Judeo-Christian cannon, bonus points if it's about the angel michael. I.e. Michael Sword-an or Joan of Snark... something like that. Yall got suggestions???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tesla_pasta
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When my roommate streams on Twitch I like to invade his chat with puns. Thought you might enjoy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordsyphilitis
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabuTheBunny
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r/memes never disappoints with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaBoiEich
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
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R/memes is filled with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billyb0bj03
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Some say I'm good with puns..

Others just call me a Pundit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hysnbrg4
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Help with puns including bartending, coctails and alcohol in general!

Hey guys: Like the tittle says I'm looking for puns that involve bartending etc. The shorter the better. I'm an aspiring bartender myself and the only stuff I could think was something to the effect of "Raising the bar" but nothing concrete sofar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennyTheDownsTigr
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Anderson Cooper inundates us with puns and giggles. youtube.com/watch?v=-MumI…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchazu
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Help with pun involving the name Piper?

Need help, can't come up with anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warlock4353
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Need help coming up with pun names for some services

I'm coming up with "punny names" for 3 different services. Yard work, Babysitting, and dogwalking. So far, all I have is "Patty O's lawn mowing service"

I need two of each. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordberric
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Local punster attempts motivating significant other with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Wikipedia doesn't have a beef with puns. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wik…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthmonks
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Please help me with Puns related to Russian Leaders (and Roller Derby)

I am working on a set of signs for a roller derby bout. the team theme is russian army and I am trying to make propaganda like signs for each of the big russian leaders from the past.

I have:

Quit Stalin, Bring on the Derby

Putin on the Hits

Looking for some for:

-Vladimir Lenin

-Leonid Brezhnev

-Nikita Khrushchev

-Mikhail Gorbachev

Anyone got anything?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimdier
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Peppering them with puns

My coworker and I were talking about which spices we liked. He told me that his daughter liked pepper, and he didn't know where she got that from.

"I'm guessing she went to the store and bought it; that's where I get mine." He glared at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoryWOaPoint
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Have you ever wanted to play Photoshop battles? But with puns instead?? Well look no further!!...

...fundarnmental_ePuns are here. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Fundarnmental_ePuns/) Now you can submit all the willy wittiest photos wordplay for all the world to see!!

This looked like a good place to x-link this, hope I don't get punished for it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lss
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Help with puns for mother's day cards

I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.

Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.

Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyDogPants
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Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.

He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.

It's just Cole's law.

(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthur_nemosnax
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We need help naming some murderous cats.

We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyone’s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.

We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think it’s a boy and girl but I don’t actually know. We pick them up next week.

We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.

So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.

We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sveil96
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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSahnger
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"Wisdom" Puns/Pick-up lines

so im talking to this guy and his name is wisdom. Im horrible at coming up with puns/pick up lines and Im trying to think of a funny one but I cant. help.

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Bad collection of puns

Remember, only come here for cringe, Because this is the ultimate Pun Collection.

  1. What does McDonalds say to the tray when it betrays them? "You traytor!"
  2. Does Spider Man live in an egg? Because i heard he lives in New Yolk.
  3. These puns aren't very eggciting.
  4. lettuce taco bout it?
  5. I will asalt you with puns!
  6. What if your problem involves telling a phone? JUST TELEPHONE ALREADY!
  7. What if Jake stands close to Johnny when talking? He Here's Johnny!
  8. Stop asalting my hard with your judging pursesonality!
  9. I'll play the Yandere Simulater later.
  10. You herd about that show? It's called Spongebob Swearpants.
  11. Why did you diss stew me? (kinda hard to get, but just say it out loud.)
  12. What does someone say sarcastically in the middle of an intense war that was caused by someone? TANKS TO YOU!
  13. What type of plane that loves bounce? Boeing!
  14. How many money did we owe? It said it on the letter right? I don't know, you should've reddit!

I'm sorry for the cringe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titanium_Steel
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Ideas for months of the year puns?

Hi, could someone help me out with puns for the months of the year? January was Jan-new-ary, February was Feb-boo-ary, etc.

Just April would be great and if possible, the rest of the year

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Pun experts, I need your help

I want to change my IGN to something that includes puns. right now I came up with "PunKneeShare" which I think is not that original nor good. what are your suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesome_Arsam
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[Request] A Victorian female name that is punny

I'm terrible at coming up with puns, so I'd love some help here! I'm in need of a female name (both first and last) that sounds like it's from around the Victorian era and also is a pun. The more ridiculous the better. Bonus points if it's sexual, kind of like Ivana Humpalot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leneore
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Name puns for Britney

Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.

C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.

Write any pun you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarlemShakespeare
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An accidental pun

Setting: My partner and I are sitting on the couch watching the Leafs v Bruins hockey game

Background: my partner loves puns, LOVES them and makes like 20+ pun jokes a day. I’m horrible with puns and have made like two in my entire life.

Here’s what happened: Hockey game: Boston dude is on the ground, leafs dude is on top of him, looks like there’s going to be a fight

Me: looks like there’s a fight a-brewin’

Partner: BRUIN! A-BRUIN (chuckles manically)

Me: damn, I just fell backwards right into that

Him: of course you didn’t do it on purpose (still chuckling, high fives me)

I was so impressed with my accidental pun My first thought was - I have to share this on reddit! (He’s still chuckling, btw)

Edited for formatting (mobile user, yada yada)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspiciousFun
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Guys I made a sub that you might enjoy! It's called /r/milkpuns.

/r/milkpuns is a sub for people that have a field day with puns about milk or cows. Feel free to have a visit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gman326
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Kickball team name for plumbing company?

I'm usually on the ball with puns (yes, intended) but I'm drawing a blank here. Need your help pretty please!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raezin
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Help ! I am running out of bomb puns ! Details inside.

So, me and my group of friends recently started a gag going on one of our friends. She rolls with it, so it's okay.

So we just mess around with puns like "You're the bomb", "You've got an explosive personality", any bomb or explosion reference/pun we can make when talking with her or about her basically.

However, we are running out of puns.

Anyone got suggestions ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarbasPT
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I need puns about stepping on a nail

My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.

I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.

Any help is really appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojo1999
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Guy annoys coworkers with puns
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I need help with puns on the name 'Ramya'
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