3 Hilarious Wino Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did the wino do after having too much to drink?

He ordered a cab

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👤︎ u/cantankerousrat

📅︎ Feb 23 2018

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I was dining with a friend when she said she liked wine so much I could call her a wino.

So I said, "You know what they say about white winos?"

"They're endangered"

How am I not a dad yet?

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👤︎ u/JJumboShrimp

📅︎ Apr 09 2017

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I was nervous before a presentation i had to do

DAD: U all ready for your presentation ME: yea but im kinda nervous, feeling the butterflies in my stomach DAD: well you should't have eaten caterpillars then

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👤︎ u/ringboard

📅︎ May 01 2014

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