Who will be the next baseball player inducted into the Hall of Fame?
My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes topless in the garden.
Personally,I’m on the fence.
People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...
..it's a brand-new Rolex."
The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...
I once had a relationship with a woman who lived on the houseboat next to mine
but sadly we drifted apart.
Have you heard of the woman who lives next to the river?
Nine sodium molecules walk into a bar. Who comes next?
The actor who played Bilbo is really upset that a supermarket opened up right next to his house.
Unexpected item in the Baggins area.
Who lives next to the horse?
I said, "Who would want to live next to a cemetery?"
...To which my dad replied, "At least the neighbors are nice and quiet."
I groaned.
Edit: Told him about the post's popularity. He added, "Living next to a cemetery would be a very grave situation."
That joke killed me
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
Today on the bus I sat next to a man who was an expert on fungal organisms. The whole time he was talking to me all I could think was...
At a wedding party the dj yelled out "All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living".
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
I once went to a potluck dinner where the queue for the food was really organized, but the one for the drinks was just a large clump of people wondering who was next.
It was a terrible punch line.
I asked my cousin and daughter to stand next to each other today and asked them who was taller
It’s me, but they came at a close second and third.
What do you call the horse and sheep who live next door?
Kid who sits next to me in math class caught me off guard
The guy who sits next to me in calc was staring intently at his lemonade bottle and he says, "This says it's not from concentrate. We'll see how long that lasts."
This next joke goes out to my father who was a roofer
So dad If you're up there..
Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.
they say he was hoist by his own Picard...
I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...
..it's a brand new Rolex."
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.
Personally, I’m on the fence.
My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathers topless in her backyard.
Personally, I'm on the fence.
People who wear glasses must be stoked for next year.
It will be the first time they see 2020.
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard
Personally, I'm on the fence
I said, "Who would want to live next to a cemetery?"
...To which my dad replied, "At least the neighbors are nice and quiet."
I groaned.
Edit: Told him about the post's popularity. He added, "Living next to a cemetery would be a very grave situation."
That joke killed me
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.
Personally, I’m on the fence.
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