What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
Thatcher in the rye.
Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country
Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy
Every time I take pictures of wheat fields
...they always come out grainy.
I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...
...turned out grainy.
If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
Britain doesn't have a wheat field
But it does have a Cornwall
Pun Time!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.
Any others? Your turn!
