What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye.

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Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country

Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy

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👤︎ u/iniquitor
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Every time I take pictures of wheat fields

...they always come out grainy.

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I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...

...turned out grainy.

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If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
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👤︎ u/goodreids
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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Britain doesn't have a wheat field

But it does have a Cornwall

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👤︎ u/VineFynn
📅︎ Aug 29 2016
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I know, it's a little corny.
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Pun Time!

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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.

Any others? Your turn!

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