A list of puns related to "Werner Goldberg"
Why did the nazis let Werner Goldberg, a half Jewish German, fight for the Wehrmacht during ww2? I have found little to no info on why they let him fight only that they did. Why wasnβt he thrown into a concentration camp like every other Jewish person living in Nazi occupied territory. They even went as far as to appear in German newspapers as βthe ideal German soldierβ
Zeus laughs, and is abruptly nagged away from his computer time. The butterfly who flapped his wings in Tokyo is taken in for questioning for his involvement in the alleged false-flag operation. John Boehner's last move was to sacrifice his queen against Najdorf and sell his Cosby vinyl collection before the bubble burst, and sneak a forged entry into the official dictionary of the republic: conspirare, in an attempt to trip up Cato the Elder during his address.
"All this ends one way," he both said-and-didn't-say, depending on his velocity, which was not taken note of at the time: 2km/h
On the night of her murder, it is believed that JonBenet was assaulted with a paintbrush, which resulted in an acute vaginal injury. However, as most people familiar with this case know, the panel of child sexual abuse experts also concluded that there was chronic damage present. It means that JonBenet was sexually abused at least once prior to the day of her murder. Did the same person do it? There are no hard facts that could prove this, but some elements of the injury point in a specific direction.
According to the autopsy report: > βThe smallest piece of tissue, from the 7:00 position of the vaginal wall/hymen, contains epithelial erosion with underlying capillary congestion. A small number of red blood cells is present on the eroded surface.β
This is how Wecht explains it: > β[W]ith epithelial erosion, that would suggest something that is older, some type of instrumentality that was rubbed against the vaginal wall and caused it to erode.β
What he means is that erosion doesnβt emerge instantly on a completely healthy tissue. It takes at least some time to develop. In the case with JonBenet, using Wechtβs elaboration from his Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey book, > βThe red blood cells from the new inflammation were present at the same location as the chronic inflammation. The same damaged spot that proved prior contact of a sexually abusive nature had again been inflamed the night she died."
This implies that JonBenet sustained vaginal injury in the same location before the night of her death and during it. To me, this means that the same person with their unique pattern of movements abused her in both situations, and consequently, they were the person who killed her. Keep in mind that the assault with the paintbrush is believed to have taken place right near JonBenetβs death. The injury was inflamed, so she was still alive when she sustained it. However, as Meyer stated in the autopsy report, >βacute inflammatory infiltrate is not seen.β
It means that white blood cells didnβt have time to reach the site of the injury. According to Wecht (and medical consensus in general), this infiltrate β*woul
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
List of composers that ruined classical music
I hate and despise all of these individuals. They have subjected us to the worst cultural degeneracy. They are:
Petrus Abaelardus (1079 - 1142) Hildegard von Bingen (1098 - 1179) PΓ©rotin Magister (c. 1155 - c. 1250) LΓ©onin Magister (fl. c. 1150 - 1201?) Philippe Le Chancelier (c. 1165 - 1236) Walter von Der Vogelweide (c. 1170 - c. 1230) Alfonso X "El Sabio" (1221 - 1284) Philippe de Vitry (1291 - 1361) Pierre Des Molins (fl. c. 1375) Ghirardello da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Lorenzo da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Jacopo da Bologna (fl. c. 1375) Guillaume de Machaut (c. 1300 - 1377) Francesco Landini (1325 - 1397) Pycard (fl. c. 1390) Franchois Lebertoul (fl. c. 1400) Johannes Ciconia (c. 1335 - 1411) Early Renaissance - 15th Century
Leonel Power (? - 1445) Walter Frye (fl. c. 1450) John Dunstable (c. 1380 - 1453) Guillaume Dufay (1400 - 1474) Johannes Brassart (c. 1405 - c. 1450) John Browne (? - 1498) Johannes Ockeghem (1420 - 1497) Antoine Busnoys (1430 - 1492) Richard Hygons (c. 1435 - c. 1509) Josquin Des PrΓ©z (1440 - 1521) Alexander Agricola (c. 1446 - 1506) Edmund Turges (c. 1450 - ?) Walter Lambe (c. 1450 - after 1499) Robert Wylkynson (c. 1450 - 1515 or later) Heinrich Isaac (c. 1450 - 1517) Jacob Obrecht (1457 or 1458 - 1505) Jean Mouton (1459 - 1522) Gijon (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Francisco de la Torre (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Juan de Triana (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Antoine Brumel (c. 1460 - c. 1515) Pierre de la Rue (1460 - 1518) Robert Fayrfax (1464 - 1521) Richard Davy (c. 1465 - c. 1507) William Cornysh (c. 1465 - 1523) Juan Del Encina (1468 - 1529) High Renaissance - 16th Century
Francisco de Penalosa (1470 - 1528) Luis de Narvaez (fl. c. 1540) Giovanni Battista Conforti (fl. c. 1550) Jean l'Heritier (1480 - 1552) Gasparo Alberti (c. 1480 - c. 1560) Robert Carver (1484 - 1568) Nicholas Ludford (1485 - 1557) Clement Janequin (1485 - 1558) Ludwig Senfl (c. 1486 - c. 1543) Costanzo Festa (c. 1490 - 1545) John Taverner (c. 1490 - 1545) Nicolas Gombert (c. 1490 - c. 1556) Adrian Willaert (c. 1490 - 1562) Francesco da Milano (1497 - 1543) Heliodoro de Paiva (c. 1500 - 1552) Philippe Verdelot (c. 1500 - before 1552) ChristΓ³bal de Morales (c. 1500 - 1553) Marco da l'Aquila (fl. c. 1505 - 1555) Jacques Arcadelt (1505 - 1568) Christopher Tye (c. 1505 - 1572) Thomas Tallis (c. 1505 - 1585) BΓ‘lint Bakfark (1507 - 1576) Johannes Lupi (1510 - 1539) Jacobus Clemens Non Papa (c. 1510 or 1515 - c. 1555 or 1556) Guillaume Morlaye (
... keep reading on reddit β‘Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
When I got home, they were still there.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.