Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
But will she leave me ?
Find out next week.
A trophy
I didn’t find it very appealing.
Runs until next Friday.
I was disappointed by how he looked down on everyone else.
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
...I might go if I've got nothing on
He lives just a stone throw away.
FRY-DAY
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
I didn’t like it then, but it is starting to grow on me
Like seriously, how low can you go?
I can't believe it's not better.
The suspense is killing me.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
I think they called it Allah carte
I still can't taste anything
Let that sink in.
She has the worst stutter ever.
... almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday ...
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Boss: It's May
Employee: Boss, may I have a week off for Christmas?
(I'll see myself out.)
On the other hand I'm ok.
I said it must be my weekend immune system
He made a lovely job of the landing!
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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I sleep so much bedder now
It’s just collecting dust.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
Saturday and Sunday. The other days are week days.
I can’t believe it’s not better.
Employee: Boss, can I have a week off for Christmas?
Boss: It's May!
Employee: Sorry, may I have a week off for Christmas?
A trophy!!!
And it's still bruised, I can't believe it's not better.
It will run till Friday.
Saturday and Sunday. The others are weekdays.
