This takes "Puff Puff Pass" to a whole new level! And that's my effort a t a weak pun...
So you know Gandhi? Walked barefoot, tough feet. Fasted a lot, so he was weak. Prayed a lot, real spiritual. Unfortunately, suffered from bad breath.
In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.
What is the weak spot of a janitor?
This helps weed out the weak.
Did you know that newborns have weak necks and need to have their heads supported?
My teacher gave me some weak paper the other day
My cousin got seriously beaten in school. He was really weak, so he started training karate.
Now he is beaten at school and karate.
How do you call a weak hurricane?
What is a gallon of milk’s weak spot?
Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
Did you know that Gandhi never wore shoes? And due to his fasting he was very weak and had awful breath?
He was a super-fragile-calloused-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
How do your weak passwords feel
I have a joke for people with weak memory.
Nvm I can't remember but it was too funny!
I was going to make a joke about weak phone signal...
But it would get a bad reception
"This giant carrot made my day but it made my coworker’s hole weak."
Seven days without a pun makes on weak
What do you call a weak son?
Does seven days without exercise make one weak?
“Doc, I feel dizzy, I have a headache, and I feel weak.”
Doctor: Flu?
Me: No, I took the bus.
If you see a pretty woman and your hands start to shake, you become weak in the knees, and you develop a warm feeling in your chest...
Go to bed. You've got the flu.
Did you know that in the last stages of a Terminator's lifetime it becomes so weak that it is only capable of killing small animals?
At that point it is fired and becomes an ex-Terminator.
If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?
What days are weak days?
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are week days.
If somebody tries to swear, but only knows really weak cuss words, it’s not profanity.
My doctor asked me "how often do you feel weak?
I told him every seven days.
Trees are so weak
They're all bark and no bite!
What do you call a Beatles member that is too weak to reverse his shopping trolley?
I heard a rumor that you lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
“Seven Days without chocolate makes one weak”
What do you call a defender of a castle who is too weak? (X-post r/Jokes)
Did y'all hear about that lawsuit with the weak magnet?
The charges didn't stick.
How do you spell weak with 6 or more letters?
When I tried making another account on reddit it told me my password needs to be at least 6 characters, but when it was it proceeded to tell me my password is "weak". Please help.
I have a weak back.
"When did that start?
"Oh, about a week back"
Last weak I broke my rib...
...when I asked my dad what was for dinner he said:
"Spare ribs", and he actually made me eat spare ribs.
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
My back is pretty weak... Hurt it about a week back.
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