When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
I used to play water polo
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger
What do you do with the rhinoceros with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the elephant.
Where do mansplainers get their water from?
What did the egg say to the boiling water
It's going to take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick earlier
Columbus,Marco Polo etc are not the bravest explorers of all time.
Its the Internet Explorer.
It is brave enough to ask to be my default browser.
I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
Did you know they found water on the moon?
But only when it’s waning
What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?
For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts
What do you call balls that are delicious?
I decided to add a water fixture to my back yard...
Teacher: What’s the formula of water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That’s not the formula of water.
Student: You said the formula was H to O.
Wife: "What's this soccer ball doing in the flower bed?"
Me: "It's just looking round"
Why do mice have such small balls?
Because not many mice can dance.
During a soccer game, one of the players hit a bird with the ball
The Referee said it was a Fowl.
My dad, encouraging me after my water polo match defeat, "Son you are one in a million."
The other six are the Zeroes.
The umpire at my son's baseball game kept wandering around the field and was eventually knocked out by a stray ball.
It was the fall of the roamin' umpire.
My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.
An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
What body of water will make you sick?
Rest in Peace boiling water
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
Why did the new employee sew one ball in the groin area of each Elmo doll?
She was told to give them all one test tickle
Water is heavier than butane
because butane is a lighter fluid.
Water and Mud once took each other to court.
Mars: Is it true that only 3% of your water is drinkable?
Earth: Yes.
Mars: That’s pathetic.
Earth: At least I have more than you.
Mars: Stop being so salty.
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
Want to make your water bed bouncier.....
I never understood why people say that a tennis ball hurts so bad.
Who was the first under water spy?
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger and bigger
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
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