WBIN (AM) Puns

how do y'all feel about the album cover? like feeling/message do you think it is trying to convey?

Thinking about building my first kicks. I really like the wbin design but could only find 18" and double 15" plan, is there any plan for a 12" sized subwoofer.

Im a noob so can someone please tell me all what I need to know?

Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too

Give me dad joke material to entertain my wife as we sit here in the hospital together! What should my first joke be when I hold my daughter?

Dad: Artoo!

I am anti-vax and I don’t care what you think. I am absolutely sick and tired of seeing people that are anti-vax getting ridiculed and bullied on Reddit because of their choice.

You need to understand we have good reason to feel this way and that by simply attacking us or belittling us will not change our minds. We will not be silenced.

I for one will never have another one again. Not a chance in hell, I don’t care what you say to try and convince me, I’ve fallen for that trap too many times before.

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner ever.

It’s Hoover or Dyson all the way for me!

People are usually shocked when they find out

So I’m honestly just not sure at this point. I once lent some white basketball shorts to my dad when he wasn’t doing so great financially, and was living with me at my apartment. When I finally got them back after literal weeks (he’s the opposite of a punctual person) there were… um… well 💩 stains on the back area of them. Thoroughly grossed out, trying to be understanding, I proceeded to wash them 4 times, ended up under my bed folded up, stains still there, just to be washed again every now and then because I’m kinda afraid to wear them.

At first, I thought this is something that was an odd ‘my dad thing’, until I got my hands on my boyfriend’s white, Naruto boxer briefs. They’re absolutely adorable but I felt pretty awkward when putting them in the wash, only to notice there were skid marks in his underwear too.

I also remember seeing them in various places like visiting my brother and accidentally noticing his underwear thrown over the side of the hamper, as well as some bedrooms of guy friends’ of my boyfriend’s, when I’d be invited to go hang with them.

This honestly, and completely undisrespectfully, troubles me. Idk about EVERYONE, but every woman I know wipes that bum over and over again until the paper is as bright as, well, paper, even if it takes 25 sheets… and my mom agrees. None of us have had that problem in our underwear since we were 6 at the very latest.

So, my question is, are you guys just spending your entire lives wiping your bootyhole incorrectly and no one ever correcting you? Did your mothers not teach you how to do it right, or are y’all just slowly forgetting over the years?…because I honestly can’t think of any logical reason that I know this many people with skid marks in nearly every pair of underwear, and they’re all men.

It seems silly, but it’s a legitimate question I just can’t get out of my head 😂😂😂

EDIT: Sooooo um y’all I’m beyond absolutely beyond amazed at the FEW THOUSAND people I’ve got talking about bootyholes in the comments rn. I’ve never gotten this much feedback on any post anywhere, not just Reddit. Thank you verrr much for the feedback and help, each and every one of you have been helpful and kind.

When I first posted this, I was doing my best to respond to every single new comment but it seems that may be impossible at this point as there’s a new comment quite literally every two seconds. Thank you for everyone’s suggestions and thoughts though ❤️ I needs to go have quite the interesting yet

Boy does she take Monopoly seriously.

Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board?

Me: I have a PhD in mathematics.

Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack.

Me: nodding that makes two

Everyone: Hygiene!!!

Because it's my specialty

I (F31) have a brother (M29) and he is getting married next year. We lost our Mum in 2012 and our Dad in 2016. We are each others only living relatives. I have a good job, I earn a lot of money (£150,000 per year). My brother also has a good job, but doesn’t earn anywhere. near as much (£35,000). We we raised to always look after each other and share. My partner and I are child free.

Over the years I have paid for my brothers Masters degree, paid the down payment on his house (our parents rented, so there is no family home). I will also be paying for my future SIL (F26) and my brother to have future rounds of IVF. SIL works part-time and earns about 15k a year, her parents are not well off.

My brother asked if I could contribute to the cost of the wedding. I said I’d pay for it, as is is small with 100 guests, and set up a wedding account for them into which I put £25,000 which they both have access to.

SIL’s entire family are involved as bridesmaids and groomsmen. My husband and I are guests. Brother and SIL have been going around venues with her family, and I get emailed the costing if it’s selected.

I told my brother I don’t mind paying for the wedding but I feel really weird that everyone else is involved in the decision and I’m just involved with paying. Brother has said that I’m not our parents, I can’t replace our parents and that’s why I’m not involved. Why can’t I just do something nice without making him feel shit. I feel like an asshole for causing drama, but also feel taken advantage of. AITA?

UPDATE: This is in the UK, in Northern Ireland to be exact. 35k is a good salary. I don't have student debt to pay off because I didn't go to uni. I was in the military before becoming a commercial pilot. My brother's salary will increase as at his company, he needed a master's to progress beyond his current rung. SIL works part-time because she has a medical issue, she will never be able to work full-time because of this. Related - it is unclear if this is impacting fertility. In NI you get one round of IVF on the NHS which they did. They paid for two more at 8k each. SIL family paid for another and stipulated they wouldn't be able to afford to pay for a wedding if that was the case. Brother and SIL have been emotionally through the wringer with fertility issues, it isn't a cynical attempt to get money. For all of y'all talking about adoption, there is some serious BS about SIL's illness meaning they aren't "attractive candidates". I am close with m

But for that I need to build a case

So, yeah... Like the title states, I was recently promised a job as a server with a competitive wage of $12/hr - $26/hr + tips + benefits. I came into work today, and after an hour and a half of waiting for the company to get my paperwork sorted out, I was told that I would be getting paid $2.13/hr and that most of my benefits would become active only after a year of working for the company. I asked about the discrepancy, and my manager just kinda shrugged it off, saying that Indeed doesn't always have reliable information and that they literally aren't allowed to pay us any more than $2.13/hr. It also seems like my training for this week will be unpaid, which seems, uh, kinda sketchy. Oh, and I also requested to be placed on afternoon and evening shifts, and they put me on morning shifts for the rest of the week instead. It's been on heck of a first day. Is this normal? Because I'm seriously considering walking out at this point...

It takes real skill to cook up a lie like that.

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>The NBA All-Star games is for the fans and I am glad they have the vote. But come on folks — Klay Thompson ahead of Booker? Carmelo Anthony ahead of KAT and Gobert? Kyrie Irving & Derrick Rose ahead of Van Vleet and Garland? Do better NBA fans.

All-Star votes

So my niece finished her associates degree last December from her local community college and since then has been working as a secretary and receptionist for a small sized tax and accounting firm, and preparing certain basic forms as well. Anyways I have heard from my sister or my niece a lot of complaints about her job in terms of management and coworkers, who are mostly men from 40-65. It was the main topic of conversation at the family Xmas-eve dinner.

Some things that came up at X-mas eve dinner. She says she has complained to HR multiple times about the below and that they just tell her "We will look into it", and nothing ever happens.

1. Management often tell her comments, usually negative, due to her appearance. Comments such that she should get a boob job in order to "improve her performance at the reception desk", or that she should come to work wearing a "tighter dress" to "highlight that figure for us". My niece is a plain-Jane type that prefers to be well covered up at all times, so obviously these comments are quite offensive for her.
2. Her boss (~50ish) frequently calls her the wrong name. He dislikes her "ethnic" sounding name and calls her the white-washed version of her name. Whenever she complains about it his attitude towards my niece is "tough shit, I'm your boss".
3. Has noticed that management was not paying her for her overtime hours, though she's an hourly employee and legally guaranteed time and a half for overtime hours.
4. Was offered a promotion with the condition of going out to dinner with her boss. She refused the promotion and her boss goes around the office trash talking her performance because he didn't get his way.
5. Boss makes sexist comments that women are incapable of holding positions of authority in the workplace and make "good assistants and secretaries" because women "are designed to serve and obey". And that she should be grateful for "this opportunity at our business".

It all came to a head when there was a office meeting as a team building exercise for the holidays or something. Upper management, the CEO, and her boss, and a number of other people in the office were there at the meeting. At that meeting her boss put his hand on her shoulder while she was sitting at the table and he was standing behind her, and he made negative remarks about my niece's workplace performance. He stated she needs to strive to be "more compliant in life and never say no at work" and needs to follow the example of his obedien

See, the joke is about Descartes’ famous philosophy of ‘I think, therefore I am’ but to explain that before the rest of the joke is to put Descartes before the horse.

Sorry that came out wrong

I am giving up, drinking for a month

This is going back some time ago, when I was much younger. Looking back now, I think this was one of the few epiphany moments I've had in my life; a definitive moment I can fully realise in retrospect. At the time, I didn't understand the impact it had on me.

I was maybe 19 when I started tending bar at this fancy hotel. I'd worked before; the usual "no skills, all enthusiasm" gigs a young guy could pick up: door-to-door knives salesman, low-level construction jobs, product re-sale, etc. Anyway, it's not a fancy brand name chain hotel for the uber-rich and policital elite. Nah, this was a hotel-bar-restaurant combo in a historical building that was previously some old rich dudes mansion house back in 1608 or whatever. I got in right before the ownership changed and the new boss wanted to make it an expensive and exclusive experience.

It took time relaunching this old hole-in-the-wall bar into a "prestigious getaway opportunity" and "fine-dining cocktail bar" but I was commited to it. I worked my ass off chipping in with the redecoration, studying mixology in my spare time, and trying to have an input where possible. Young and optimistic, I believed this new boss's vision, and that I'd be the symmetrical-toothed Tom Cruise serving drinks.

The takeover was a family affair. The new owner had employed as much of his family as he could. Sons, daughters, in-laws, cousins. Only in "consultancy" roles, though.. None of the heavy lifting and shit flipping that I was doing. What's the harm in helping out though, right? I'll throw a couple laundry loads in, mop up some vomit, and clean a fryer or two, sure.

See, these little tasks were to be expected now: I'd been promoted!! That is, "promoted" (without any pay increase) to running bar and hiring my own choice of staff to tend it. Well, provided they were young women with big boobs. That was my boss's final word on anyone I put forward.

Sometimes, you can get so caught up in something that you don't even realise it. Sometimes the slope you're steadily sliding down gets a little steeper without you even seeing. That's how I'd describe those next couple years. Little things making their way in so slowly that I didn't even realise it at the time.

I was living at the hotel for up to 2 weeks at a time while the owner went on vacations. I guess I ran a hotel now? Even though I never got promoted... The 16 hour shifts were creeping up in frequency. At some point, I'd started smoking.

The clocking-in machine o

I am NOT OP. This is a repost.

Original: The guy (28M) I (26F) am seeing has a serious girlfriend (posted Jan. 10, 2022)

I’ve been seeing (Nate) for about 2 months now and I really really like him. I met him at the gym. When we first got together he took me out to dinner and then asked if I wanted to come back to his place. Before we hooked up he said that he wasn’t looking for anything serious, and that he’s seeing other people, was I okay with that? I really liked the guy so I said sure.

I see him every weekend or so, to the point where I’d definitely consider Nate my boyfriend, but we hadn’t talked about taking that next step. One night I was sleeping over at his place and I saw a text on his phone that said “Good night baby, love you!” And I was floored. I know his passcode from playing music off his phone so I took a peak and it was clear. He has a long-time girlfriend. I don’t know what came over me but I was livid. I knew he was “seeing other people” but not that he had a full blown girlfriend that he says “I love you” to.

I immediately confronted Nate about it and he just said that it wasn’t any of my business. When I pushed him on it he said she knows everything, that they’re long distance and eventually she’ll move in with him but until then they’re fine with casual relationships on the side. He then immediately drove me home and hasn’t responded to me since. I feel like I have a right to be upset, because he didn’t give me the full extent of his other relationships. I’m also not sure if I trust that she knows about him seeing other girls because that seems like a line he just used. The girls name is like burned into my head, do I try to reach out to her? Part of me still wants to fix things with Nate if I could because I do really like him, but I have no clue how.

Tldr: guy I’m seeing has a girlfriend that he says knows about his casual relationships. I’m upset he didn’t tell me he had a girlfriend and don’t know if I should reach out to her.

Update (posted Jan. 13, 2022) (post deleted by mods after hitting comment/karma limit)

I did it, I told the girlfriend.

I ended up finding her on instagram. When I got access to her feed it was mind blowing. She had so many pictures o

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The game's visuals look fine at worst and pretty good at best. The way the player and pokemon models are colored and lighted look really nice and the game's overall coloring is bright and unique. I really don't get what so many fans are complaining about. It feels like they're pointing out things like the ground textures and just ignoring everything else. I really don't know what to make of it

I'm already anticipating people saying I'm just "defending Gamefreak" but this is my honest opinion. I genuinely think the game looks fine

But after that I’m wide open.

I woke up this morning surprised to see a post from r/mildlyinteresting with a photo of our store getting a lot of attention. Ask me anything!

r/mildlyinteresting

*note: I’m mostly a lurker, and sorry if I mess up formatting.

*edit: Needed to include proof it really is me

*edit2: Proof with my username added to the sign.

*edit3: It’s about 2:30pm my time. I’ve got to take a break for a while. I’ll try to answer more question once we’ve got the kids down and presents under the tree.

*edit4: Going to sleep. I’ll try to answer a few more at some point tomorrow.

*edit5: Another day gone and I’m off to bed again. Probably time to close the book on this. Sorry if I didn’t answer a question to your liking. Merry Christmas everyone!

I started working at a new workplace recently. Everyone's super nice there. I was surprised when my manager sent me a text message out of nowhere asking me "hey what are you doing this Saturday? Just asking". What sort of reply was my manager expecting and what sort of reply should I give to this sort of question? The manager said he wasn't asking me to come to work this Saturday, he actually was just asking...