A list of puns related to "Volunteer fire department"
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
Because they don’t make cents.
Unfortunately, there were many casual tees.
I told them we only accept cash.
They said it was grounds for termination.
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I just didn't fit in
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
He just didn’t cut it.
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
I have a hunch it might be me.
It’s where I got my first degree
Because he was too impatient
...Two Testis.
...for falling asleep during inventory.
Too bad he was a FUNGI
There was no hard fillings.
It was an Absolut mess.
(Credit Twitter user TheDillonOne)
Is that you have go back the next day.
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
The fourth couldn’t afford to because she was Po.
She yelled “What are you, retardant!?”
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
She said, "That's a human right."
I said, "Yes, my boss is a human."
Prose and Cons
Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.
Boss told me I couldn't hack it
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
All I did was used my Dictaphone. Apparently I should have used my fingers like a normal person.
He was really living up to his name, Will Dolittle
I guess he urned it.
You could say that they have a burning interest.
He said “He’s delighted to be the bo selecta”
I replied, "Depends."
...so I pushed her over.
It’s a non-prophet organization.
Luckily no soles were lost
Apparently, somebody left the irony on.
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
At least I'm smoking hot, now.
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