What type of car does Vlad Dracula drive?
A Chevy Impaler.
Why was Vlad the Impaler such a good speaker?
He always got to the point.
Vlad Putinβs new casino in Moscow failed.
Apparently nobody wanted to play Russian Roulette.
found this on r/blursedimages. Meet Vlad the Inhaler
What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist and Vlad the Impaler have in common?
Same Middle Name
Say what you will about Vlad the Impaler...
...the guy knew how to make a point.
What was Vlad III's favorite piece of furniture?
His Ottoman.
If putin was a dj he would be called
Putin up the bass
We had a Romanian kid in our class with asthma.
We called him Vlad the Inhaler
You heard about the master-chef from Transylvania?
Vlad Tapas.
I met a vaping vampire.
He called himself Vlad the Inhaler.
What was the asthmatic vampire's name?
Vlad the Inhaler.
What do you call an asthmatic vampire?
Vlad the Inhaler
They're making Cars 3
I'll only watch it if there is a character named Vlad the Impala.
What do you call Russian dad jokes?
Vlad Jokes.
To a customer,
I work at a Starbucks, and a guy came in, ordered a drink, and when I asked for his name said Vlad. I couldn't help myself and asked him if he drove an Impala. He squinted at me, then laughed, along with most of the other customers in line.
What do you call an asthmatic vampire?
Vlad The Inhaler.
