Vitreous Puns

A list of puns related to "Vitreous"

My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.

Life before that was a blur.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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You know what type of joke ophthalmologists like?

...vitreous humor jokes

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👤︎ u/aisier_
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why are eye jokes worse than other jokes?

They're cornea.

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👤︎ u/TheOtherQue
📅︎ Aug 13 2017
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My friend tried stand-up comedy and making jokes about eyeballs and their fluids. No one would laugh.

I can't blame them; it was vitreous humour.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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