BREAKING NEWS: Scientists launch sneak attack on the periodic table.....

Add the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belpix0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Me: "I'm terrified of the vertical axis."

Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What is the first step in making a solar system?

You gotta planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower

I think it's gonna be called E-Lawn Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProShnickers
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Patients who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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My wife beamed at me and said, β€œI had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, β€œI know!"

"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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If they made a movie about our solar system ...

... the sun would be the star of the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddof
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.

He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What do you call a surprise clothing launch?

A drip drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batyablueberry
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...

Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickengun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My pizza came back to haunt me from beyond the digestive system.

It was in a really crappy mood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex_of_Bree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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I saw a 1000 year old oil stain

It was from ancient Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darz167
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I launched the bowling ball down the lane and got a strike.

I've since been banned from the swimming club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying β€˜Shatner Panties’.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...

The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VAOkie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My neighbor installed a security system in his porch that launches intruders into the air, and I could tell he was very happy about it.

There was a spring in his step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.

If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.

It would be the herd shot ’round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreyDeck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?

It uses an asteroid belt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scifi_jon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I was tasked to come up with a great pun for a new launch of Microsoft Office, I thought I’d come up with a great one.

But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Which digital payment system does the pope use?

Paypal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardlysure
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Vertical axis is the 'y' axis xD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stunner19
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What is The metric system’s favorite bug?

A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fifthpick2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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an interesting title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyYoda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Patient: I'm afraid of the vertical Axis.

Therapist: Why ?

Patient: Yes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiberCrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Don't trust your digestive system...

It's full of $hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...

It was a far-thing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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If I had to rate our solar system...

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabereyn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I’m scared of the vertical axis

Don’t know y but I’m to scared to find out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HockeyTryhard25
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?

Because of their Auntie-bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reiri_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?

Astronots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Last month I launched a book aimed at children.

I’m pleased to say I hit one of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...

I don’t feel like there’s a knead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamado21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A new car has been launched for American cowboys...

The Audi Partner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Vertical integration
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πŸ‘€︎ u/erdogranola
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...

It was acute triangle, I must admit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies

Nyetflix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.

It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynseahoss
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Termin201
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Me: I’m afraid of the vertical axis.

Therapist: Why? Me: Screams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuthenize
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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